I dreamt that Jessica Alba was programme…

Lincoln Adams | November 20, 2009 @ 12:15 pm

I dreamt that Jessica Alba was programmed into an assassin by aliens and blew away my real dream girl. When I woke up I cried for 20 minutes.



4 Responses to “I dreamt that Jessica Alba was programme…”

Tom wrote a comment on November 22, 2009 @ 07:23:pm
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You’ll get a kick out of this Linc:

To find a Woman you need Time + Money.
Therefore Woman = Time * Money.
Time is Money so Time = Money.
Therefore Woman = Money * Money.
Therefore Woman = Money².
Money is the root of all Problems.
Therefore Money = √Problems.
Therefore Woman=(√Problems)².
THUS this proves that Woman = Problems.

Safreena wrote a comment on November 23, 2009 @ 02:09:pm
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:brow:

:think:
That’s kind of funny though; seems (many times) that mathmetical equation can be used for men as well. :think:

Well… that’s been my luck :gloomy:

Don’t loose faith Linc… grab a tissue and move on; your dreams could be telling you that you don’t need to fret the illusion.
:koolaid:

Lincoln Adams wrote a comment on November 23, 2009 @ 03:30:pm
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Actually I’ve seen it before, it’s an oldie and where it uses “problems” the original was “evil” therefore, Women = Evil. :D

Safreena wrote a comment on November 23, 2009 @ 10:24:pm
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:nocheer: :nocheer: :nocheer:


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