And here I am once again arriving at another Thanksgiving, alone, empty, and even worse off than last year. What do I have to be thankful for? I’m still in a dead end job, I still haven’t found my dream girl, and now thanks to the Obamaton assbots who voted Antichrist-Lite into office, I can look forward to 4 years of misery so awful it will make me yearn for the Jimmy Carter years.
I have nothing to be thankful. NOTHING.
Well… at least I’ll soon be out of debt though, so I guess there’s that. And I have a job where I only have to work 4 days a week, so I guess I should be thankful for that too. And I have a nice car, a laptop, a desktop PC, two digital cameras, a fridge packed with food and a closet filled with clothes, and of course my incredibly designed blog as well. I also have two loving parents that still haven’t disowned me even when I accidentally set their car on fire. (And the kitchen too, after a failed baking experiment once.)
Ok, so maybe I do have a few things to be thankful for.
I guess I should take this time then to at least try and focus on the good things in my life instead of the bad. And out of all the good that I do have, the one thing I should be thankful for above everything else is having a God who is always watching out for me, even when I accuse Him of the most horrible things.
So thank you Lord for putting up with me, especially when You’re the only one who has the patience to do so. But who knows, maybe someday You’ll bring a girl into my life who will also have the kind of everlasting patience to put up with me as well.
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Sounds like you have a lot for which to be thankful!
Your sarcastic wit is quite entertaining! I often laugh at your posts on Twitter.
I am sure you will find your dream girl soon enough…..good luck! :)
@Queen: Thanks, no pun intended.
So what was this failed baking experiment that caused a fire? I hope you didn’t ruin the cookies!
@Belle: I think it was pie, which is why I never have pie anymore. Unless it’s a pizza pie of course.
Hey, thanks for reminding me all *I* have to be thankful for, too! (And I always keep a fire extinguisher in my kitchen in the cabinet underneath the sink.)
And you still have all of us too.
Happy Thanksgiving Linc… you have a gift you wouldn’t notice it’s the joy you give to others … reguardless of your grumpyness at times.
Thanks… to you.
Thank you, indeed I still have much to be thankful for.