I am now ARMED. God help us all.

I finally got my pistol license!

Of course they got my address wrong, and after they printed out and gave me another card with the correct info, I looked at it and said, “Dude, I pay $200 and you can’t even laminate this thing?”

A shrug of the shoulders.

Ah well, at least it’s legit. It also means I can finally roll this outside my place:


Let’s see Fido try to take a dump on my lawn now. I keed, I keed… sorta. My first ever firearm is a wee bit smaller, a Beretta 92 which turned out to be the gun I was most comfortable (and accurate) in shooting with. Oddly enough the very same gun used to belong to Karen’s husband, who I had just daydreamed about being an abusive loser scumbag that I finally one-up by getting his girl after all (see last post.) Truth is, he’s really a nice, decent guy, which is probably why I hate the bastard so much. And now I have his Beretta to always remind me of what I could have had. Ah well, at least now I’ll have something to bitterly cling on to.

Anyone know where I can get some cheap ammo?


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5 Responses to I am now ARMED. God help us all.
  1. John
    September 26, 2008 | 8:54 am

    I hear there’s some cheap ammo in Kosovo.

  2. Heather in Beautiful BC
    September 26, 2008 | 11:24 am

    Linc, your twitters are so darn funny I just had to come read this post – and it was well worth it.

    Thanks for the morning wake up smile :) You go dude!!! I have my firearms licences too and it’s quite an accomplishment, in my opinion!!! No guns though – I buy them for my husband and he has a nice collection of antiques.

    Don’t kill the kitten – I’m subscribing!

  3. Lincoln Adams
    September 26, 2008 | 12:01 pm

    @John: I’m hearing that for Georgia too.

    @Heather: Yaaaaaay another reader! Thanks for finally dropping by. I think you’ll like it here too.

    I’d love to be able to visit BC one of these days. I hear it’s God’s country out there too. :)

  4. leoncaruthers
    September 26, 2008 | 3:33 pm

    I used a luggage-tag carrier for my CCW back when I lived in Indiana (where they are pleasantly easy to get and cost only $25). It fit nicely in my concealed-carry fanny-pack. (A fanny pack is totally manly if it has a .38 in it, I swear)

    Cheap ammo? Get your ass to Wal-Mart!

  5. Lincoln Adams
    September 26, 2008 | 5:20 pm

    Walmart is not allowed to carry ammo here. Don’t ever move to New York. Seriously.

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