How Kohl’s Turned me into a Playa

Oh and by the by: Holiday shopping at 11PM during a recession = WIN. I had the whole place to myself, and got me some much needed winter attire, including spanking looking snowboots, black scarf and winter hat. Quality ones too, not the kind that feel like sandpaper. Yeesh, that’s enough of that Walmart crappity crap now.

I walked over to the checkout and again was the only one in line. Amazing. A cute girl was at the cash register too, maybe late teens, early 20s, and she took my things and scanned them.

“Did you find everything you were looking for?”

“I have now, sweetie.”

She blushed as she put my things in a bag.

“Oh my God, I’m so sorry! Gees, I don’t know why I just said that.”

“It’s ok,” she said, smiling sheepishly. I quickly swiped my credit card and felt my face getting hot and flustered. Yep, only me.

She handed the bag to me and smiled again. “Have a good night.”

“Thanks, I’m really sorry.” I gave my best smile. “Have a Merry Christmas.”

“Thanks, you too!”

I got out of there fast, looking back to see if the police were coming to get me.

Yeesh, I seem to be getting more daring in my old age. Or maybe just getting more reckless? :blink:

Tags: cash register, checkout, Christmas, cute girl, recession, shopping, walmart
Categories: Lincoln's Personal Log

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17 Responses to “How Kohl’s Turned me into a Playa”

Chat this wrote a comment on December 2, 2009 @ 11:20:pm
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Child molester….

Tom wrote a comment on December 2, 2009 @ 11:22:pm
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lol, it’s called taking life by the horns…just make sure she’s within reasonable age, haha

Lincoln Adams wrote a comment on December 2, 2009 @ 11:23:pm
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You’re jealous because you wish you were that girl.

Chat this wrote a comment on December 2, 2009 @ 11:27:pm
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Whatevs, gramps. Arent you the same ODB that recently tried to molest me? As I’m only 26, I had to run home crying to mah daddy while he got the shotgun out, :nyah:

Lincoln Adams wrote a comment on December 2, 2009 @ 11:33:pm
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HEY! Who are you calling gramps??? :rant:

Tom wrote a comment on December 3, 2009 @ 02:05:am
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Linc, you’re a grandpa!??? :jawdrop: Congrats!

Lincoln Adams wrote a comment on December 3, 2009 @ 12:38:pm
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Tom: Don’t make me hurt yo mamma. :nyah:

Tom wrote a comment on December 3, 2009 @ 03:44:pm
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Why don’t we get off the subject of my mom, since I just got off yours

Lincoln Adams wrote a comment on December 3, 2009 @ 05:11:pm
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SON OF A__ DIE PUNK!!! :bslap:

RovingPoet wrote a comment on December 3, 2009 @ 06:43:pm
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Isn’t it about time for Christmas season to kick in? Vermont? :nolisten:

Lincoln Adams wrote a comment on December 3, 2009 @ 06:56:pm
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You mean Massachusetts. :tongue:

Yep, it all begins tomorrow morning, 6:30AM sharp! Well maybe 6:35…

Tom wrote a comment on December 3, 2009 @ 10:03:pm
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lol, FYI Linc, I am a “trash talk/comeback” Grand Master :sherlock:

I also have a 30 dollar Kohl’s gift voucher that I need to use by Week’s end or it expires =/

I am also working on the thing we talked about but having a hard time coming up with questions, lol.

And lastly…

I am awesome, just wanted to share.

Lincoln Adams wrote a comment on December 3, 2009 @ 11:21:pm
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Pfft, I INVENTED awesome. I am so awesome in fact that not even the most awesome of the awesomest awesome dude could be as awesome as I am awesome. And that is truly awesome.

:shades:

Tom wrote a comment on December 4, 2009 @ 01:19:am
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Yeah, but I am so awesome I stole awesome from you and patented it before you could, so you may have invented it, I hold the patent…which means I get all the benefits :bump:

And that is truly more awesome

Lincoln Adams wrote a comment on December 4, 2009 @ 05:16:am
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… I’m suing.

frank wrote a comment on December 4, 2009 @ 07:06:am
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I’d like to congratulate Linc on a very good flirt. Nothing to apologize for! Never, ever apologize for a flirt since it took courage on your part in the first place. Not to mention ingenuity and intellect (usually).
Her smiling and blushing = body language of appreciation. More of that behavior, young man, and you’ll not need to opine the weariness of online dating. IMHO.