How I Mooned Myself

I’ve been saying lately how much I wanted to turn my blog into something that would chronicle my traveling adventures and make my experiences an entertaining read for my dedicated fans. With the moon being the closest it’s ever been in 15 years and a meteor shower to boot, this would have been a perfect opportunity for me to go out there and enjoy the moment, even if it meant taking an impromptu 3 hour drive in the middle of the night so I could get clear of the light pollution and enjoy the celestial show. It would have made for an interesting blog post, I’m sure.

That’s what it should be all about right? Spontaneous adventures! Driving out into the unknown! Participating in a celestial event that happens only once in a lifetime! Going boldly where no blogging stud like me has gone before!

So what happens? I end up vegging out on the couch eating purple tortilla chips and watching Stargate: Atlantis.

Hey I missed the last episode, I needed to catch up! Besides, it was too cold out, and in my defense, I did manage to get a glimpse of the full moon when I took the garbage out. That’s something right?

Hmmm, you think my dream girl would be pleased with me right now? :-D

Seriously though, I’m going to have to redeem myself here. If I want to blog posts that will keep my audience entertained and coming back, then I’m going have to get up off my mooched up lazy lardballs, put myself out there, and live the kind of life that’s actually worth writing about.

So for that reason I am declaring tomorrow Redemption Day. I am going to get my digicams, my tripod and my laptop together, and me and my SUV horse is gonna ride out to the Atlantic Ocean to get me some moon. With any luck there’ll be a Starbucks on the way too so I can pick up a Gingerbread Latte. I’m telling you, it’s gonna be awesome.

… … … wait a second, doesn’t The Librarian air tomorrow night?


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6 Responses to How I Mooned Myself
  1. Heather in Beautiful BC
    December 13, 2008 | 12:27 am

    Agggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhh… your title hooked me on Twitter and I had to come see if the moon was up!

  2. Lincoln Adams
    December 13, 2008 | 12:32 am

    I admit I was being a little cheeky with that title, and of course people might come and think they were made the butt of a very bad joke. I’ll just have to hope I didn’t make an @$$ of myself here.

  3. beej
    December 13, 2008 | 12:56 am

    Oh, you fvcker! Here I was hoping to see either you bent over in front of your camera or the damn moon, in all it’s digital glory!

  4. Lincoln Adams
    December 13, 2008 | 1:10 am

    Now now, did you really want to see a butt that’s still riddled with cooties? ;)

  5. Conservative Belle
    December 15, 2008 | 9:55 am

    I admit I was being a little cheeky with that title, and of course people might come and think they were made the butt of a very bad joke. I’ll just have to hope I didn’t make an @$$ of myself here.

    You are oh so punny!

  6. Lincoln Adams
    December 15, 2008 | 1:01 pm

    I do like to have fun with my puns. :-D

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