Holy Water – Now Available at 7-Eleven?

Lincoln Adams | January 3, 2008 @ 11:26 pm


Holy Drinking Water, produced by a California-based company called Wayne Enterprises, is blessed in the warehouse by an Anglican or Roman Catholic priest (after a thorough background check). Like a crucifix or a rosary, a bottle of Holy Drinking Water is a daily reminder to be kind to others, says Brian Germann, Wayne’s CEO. Another company makes Liquid OM, superpurified bottled water containing vibrations that promote a positive outlook. Invented by Kenny Mazursky, a sound therapist in Chicago, the water purportedly possesses an energy field that Mazursky makes by striking a giant gong and Tibetan bowls in its vicinity. He says the good energy can be felt not just after you drink the water but before, when you’re holding the bottle. – Companies Sell Holy Water, Newsweek

This could be really useful the next time I get attacked by a werewolf, and believe me, it happens a LOT more often than you might think.

:ggrin:


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7 Responses to “Holy Water – Now Available at 7-Eleven?”

dementia wrote a comment on January 4, 2008 @ 10:44:am

Holy sh*&! Pun intended

Casey wrote a comment on January 4, 2008 @ 09:53:am

Wayne Enterprises? Seriously? The Batman makes holy water? Weird.

Lincoln Adams wrote a comment on January 4, 2008 @ 10:05:am

Look dude, the man’s out there fighting crime and keeping us safe. If he wants to sell holy water in order to put gas in the Batmobile, then I say leave him be. :ggrin:

Lincoln Adams wrote a comment on January 5, 2008 @ 01:56:pm

Tag – your it! heehee…

Oh no, not again… :hang:

Simple Mindz wrote a comment on January 5, 2008 @ 01:37:pm

Tag – your it! heehee…
http://simple-mindz.net/?p=227

Christine wrote a comment on January 5, 2008 @ 06:33:pm

Holy water works on Vampires also! You can never be too careful!

Maybe I will be a better person if I start drinking some of Batman’s Holy Water!

Or, I just might pee holiness.

Bwa ha ha ha ha!!!!!!

Lincoln Adams wrote a comment on January 5, 2008 @ 07:04:pm

:shaking:

I have to admit though I’ve had many an epiphany just from sitting on the john. Who knew bodily functions could spark such religious experiences. :D


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