Holy Drinking Water, produced by a California-based company called Wayne Enterprises, is blessed in the warehouse by an Anglican or Roman Catholic priest (after a thorough background check). Like a crucifix or a rosary, a bottle of Holy Drinking Water is a daily reminder to be kind to others, says Brian Germann, Wayne’s CEO. Another company makes Liquid OM, superpurified bottled water containing vibrations that promote a positive outlook. Invented by Kenny Mazursky, a sound therapist in Chicago, the water purportedly possesses an energy field that Mazursky makes by striking a giant gong and Tibetan bowls in its vicinity. He says the good energy can be felt not just after you drink the water but before, when you’re holding the bottle. – Companies Sell Holy Water, Newsweek
This could be really useful the next time I get attacked by a werewolf, and believe me, it happens a LOT more often than you might think.
Look dude, the man’s out there fighting crime and keeping us safe. If he wants to sell holy water in order to put gas in the Batmobile, then I say leave him be.
dementia
wrote a comment on January 4, 2008 @ 10:44:am
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7 Responses to “Holy Water – Now Available at 7-Eleven?”
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Wayne Enterprises? Seriously? The Batman makes holy water? Weird.
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Look dude, the man’s out there fighting crime and keeping us safe. If he wants to sell holy water in order to put gas in the Batmobile, then I say leave him be.
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Holy ****! Pun intended
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Tag – your it! heehee…
http://simple-mindz.net/?p=227
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Oh no, not again…
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Holy water works on Vampires also! You can never be too careful!
Maybe I will be a better person if I start drinking some of Batman’s Holy Water!
Or, I just might pee holiness.
Bwa ha ha ha ha!!!!!!
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I have to admit though I’ve had many an epiphany just from sitting on the john. Who knew bodily functions could spark such religious experiences.
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