Hey Pat Robertson, how about a nice big cup of SHUT THE $%^& UP?

Dear Assface Robertson,

Devil pact, really? You’re going to tell me that a pact supposedly signed eons ago would still affect the spiritual fate of millions of Haitian descendants who had nothing to do with it even today?

Let me explain something to you, you shriveled up, senile, dumb

We have ALL sinned, and because we are ALL sinners, none of us are immune to calamity. If a tsunami threatens to engulf me and all my cool gadgetry toys I can assure you it’s not because an ancestor of mine had a voodoo ceremony and sacrificed a pig. And no, it’s not because of global warming either, which incidently enough you also happen to believe in, basically because once again, you are a shriveled up, senile, uglied up, ass-faced jackass.

But I do have some news for you to chew on: God’s judgment will eventually come, but it will first begin in HIS HOUSE. Those who purport the name of Christ will be judged before the rest of the world, so might I suggest you ponder over that while you’re lifting 500 pound weights in your crapped up, landfill university Regents or putting on your makeup and lipstick before going live on the 700 club? Just a thought.

Love,

Lincoln


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8 Responses to Hey Pat Robertson, how about a nice big cup of SHUT THE $%^& UP?
  1. Vince
    January 13, 2010 | 10:16 pm

    Give him hell! You Christian gone wild!

  2. ...Annie
    January 13, 2010 | 11:30 pm

    (I’d love it if you had a ‘standing ovation’ smiley)

  3. Gerard McGarry
    January 14, 2010 | 2:23 pm

    It scares the hell out of me that people like Robertson are ALLOWED to make such blatantly crazy claims. I’m all for freedom of speech, but when people are allowed to spew such hateful bile on a public platform, they should be censored. Or at least they should come with a “limited intelligence” warning.

  4. RovingPoet
    January 18, 2010 | 9:27 pm

    @GerardMcGarry Wow! The censors are out absolutely convinced that they know best so why not just shut down the ones who are so intolerant! See no irony there in your firm beliefs about firm beliefs?

  5. Chat this
    January 20, 2010 | 6:50 am

    Granted, I dont know what the he** youre referring to in this post buuuuuut ‘the sins of the father will be visited upon the son’. Who knows how many generations it could go on for? Take my family for example, on one side you have the peeps who accomplished the ‘American Dream’ but on the other side you have my dirty old grandpa who knocked up my grandma at the tender of of fifteen. Good new tho’! He was married…to someone else. I can assure you my generation is still suffering from this dude’s extracurricular activities (ie. my rotherbay) and where did dear old gramps learn his wicked ways, I ask thee? From his daddy before him and so on. Look at Isaac and Ishmael, quite a divergence in fortune happened to those two bros and Ishmael’s descendants still aint letting Isaac’s live in peace. Later, toots!

    • Lincoln Adams
      January 20, 2010 | 9:44 pm

      That speaks to the individual though (regarding sins of the father), and even then there’s the allusion that it doesn’t extend beyond the 4th generation. If it’s the event I think he’s referring to, this was then the actions of a handful of individuals supposedly affecting an entire country. That’s crazy talk.

  6. Chat this
    January 20, 2010 | 11:20 pm

    duuuude it so totally goes beyond the 4th generation! Ask my nieces and nephews.

  7. Lincoln Adams
    January 22, 2010 | 9:05 pm

    Hmmm, true, can’t argue with that. :-D

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