So today I came across this video:
Have you noticed, whenever you can see the driver, it’s always a woman? Watch the last one too, you just KNOW that was a dude who did it. Awesome.
So anyway, I show it to my male coworker, and we get to a discussion about how women are pretty much the dumbest, worthless, most good for nothing creatures ever.
“God, I seriously hate them, you know? I hate working with them, I hate looking at them, I just HATE them.” I made a spitting motion to the ground.
“I hear ya, how much better would this place be if if it were just us men. Then we’d REALLY be getting things done.”
“A-fracking-men. I am so done with them, seriously.” I looked over and noticed Karen was approaching us (a girl I once crushed on.) Oh crap, she probably overheard us and was going to give us the third-
“Do any of you guys have change for a dollar?”
“Of course, honey!” I ran to my desk and got out some quarters. “Are you getting a soda? They raised it to a dollar twenty-five, so I’ll give you an extra quarter if you need it.”
“Yeah, actually, you don’t mind? I’ll pay you when I get change again.”
“Of course, sweetie, don’t worry about it.” I smiled.
“Thanks, you are such a doll.” She left, and I turned back to my coworker.
“What?”
“You… disgust me.”
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Hello, my name is AJae and I hate this new ‘tude.
Really. I do. Damn it, Lincoln, being single can be an amazing gift and you are squandering it! So many gifted people cannot fully utilize their gifts because they have families to care for. I’ve refrained from commenting on the situation because I understand how difficult it can be to find the strength to take a path that differs from most of the world’s life trajectories, but enough is enough.
You already have what you need to change the world and lead a fulfilling life in your possession–tucked away in your mind, in your spirit.
Stop waiting. Start living. Be yourself, but go forth and do good!
I love it when a beautiful woman kicks me in the head when I desperately need some sense knocked into me. :)
Hear! Hear!
Ajae said it best. There are so many wonderful things to love about being single…It’s not the fault of women as a gender that you are single. Have fun! Seriously, quit worrying about wimmins and have a blast not having to answer to anyone, not having to clean up after someone, and not having to deal with another person’s crap in general. Life is too short!
So, is that what I have to do to finally get attention from you guys?
Yawn. If nothing else, show some consistency! Love or hate, pick one and dont be swayed by the first chickadee who asks you for something! :-D
Chickadee? Lolz.