You know what dude. I use to like you.

HAHAHA~!

Death threats to commence in 5… 4… 3… 2…

As my pregnate soon-to-be-ex-wife is downstairs packing her stuff, I must say.

AMEN BROTHER A-F’ING-MEN!

And, you really don’t have to rich and famous to take this advice.

You know what’s sad? Women don’t even have to be evil to make our lives miserable. They just have to be who they are.

I’m a pretty right miserable bastage myself because of women, and I don’t even HAVE one in my life.

I blame Eve. She caused all women to be vile temptresses. It’s in our nature. But seriously, why do you GUYS fall all over yourself about it? If you know we are like this, why not just DEAL WITH IT!?

(Mwah, nothing but luv dude! heh heh!)

If you know we are like this, why not just DEAL WITH IT!?

Men are stupid.

Is this the same Lincoln that’s trying to land a female life mate?? Hmm… or have you just given up without a fight, mate?

@Sicarii: These days I’m not even sure anymore. Perhaps I am just getting bitter in my old age.

linc, i don’t get it. do you really mean this, is this supposed to be funny, or are you frustrated like heck?

@isabella: I would say a little bit of both.

Awful judgemental. Heath died of an accidental overdose of sleeping pills. Blame the doctor. He took mostly independent films that paid pittance compared to his peers. He was not buying an island anytime soon. He has a young son that is now going to grow up fatherless. This was an unfortunate tragedy.

You are a very bitter man. The longer you go with no woman, the more bitter you become. The more bitter you become, the less chance you have of ever getting a woman. Break the cycle.

Um, not to offend you or anything but Heath does not have a young son, he has a young daughter named Matilda Rose. Might want to check your facts.

@9outof10: Ha! That’s funny coming from a male whore of a freak who can’t get any girl to stick with him for more than 10 minutes. And really, put down the whiskey and check your facts first before making stupid comments.

@Emma: It’s really sad, because from what I read his daughter was the only thing that gave him some degree of happiness. I wish he had held on to that.

“the kid upstairs says NO, but the man downstairs says YES”

Women remain ‘evil’ as long as there are men who say yes to anything we ask.

Pffttttttttttttt, I’m a man of men, I don’t say yes to any woman unless I find her exceedingly worthy of it.
 
 
 
BTW, did you get the money you asked me for? I can send more if you want. Don’t worry about the car either, I’ll get it washed and waxed this weekend.

Ah crap.

Pfft. You should swing the other way. Men are less drama.

I don’t swing. I waltz.

A woman did not hold a gun to his head to take sleeping pills whether it was suicide or just an accidental overdose. Search the internet. He made his own choices. You men just want to do what you want without thinking of the girl’s feelings and then if she “bitches” about it, as most men call it, then she’s a pain in the ass. You can’t have your cake and eat it too. Women won’t stand for it. Go to who’s dating who dot com and see what a womanizer he was. His longest relationship was Michele Williams and that was b/c they had a kid. He had so many flings it’s not even funny. I’m sure a lot of those women really liked him but he just wanted to get his pipi wet. I’m sure you typical men are thinking, “alright dude!”. Michele Williams is a good woman who would probably not want to embarass herself or her child by telling the world that he cheated on her or maybe he was doing drugs while he was with her. The suspicion is out there. Search the net. When you have a kid, you don’t just break up b/c of “busy schedules”. Look how he went out with a bunch of models shortly after they broke up instead of tryng to patch things up and go back with her. So, my point is, he probably caused their break-up, so you can’t blame his ex and say she drove him to anything. There’s more of a chance that he messed it up, than her. He was a playboy! To Chad W. Smith who posted a comment: You must have done something wrong for her to be packing. Chances are that she’s not gonna be leaving you for no reason! All you men try to act innocent but us women are smarter than you think. I am just speaking my opinion, I do feel sad that he was a young talented actor gone too soon and leaving a child fatherless. I found something on the internet that says that Michele Williams had told him about 7 months ago to slow down and relax and lay off the pills. Search it on the internet. He should have listened to her.

Another thing. He had dated a 20 yr old model just 15 days before his death. Helena Christense, a top model, said she was on her way to visit him when she heard the news and Lindsay Lohan who he did it with like three months ago, cried a lot saying that she “loved him” and that they had agreed to getting together when she went to NY soon. There’s probaly more women. You know we don’t hear everything, so “etc., etc.” My point is, the playboy was sucked into the whold famous, money thing and used that to get laid as much as possible by as many famous, beautful women as possible. Even when he had a kid. He couldn’t last settling down. None of the relationships barely lasted. I’m sure it was all them. The women are evil! Right! I usually hear of a man causing physical harm to a woman or a man cheating, than the other way around. Statistics will show that. Be serious! Men are evil!

If men are evil, it’s because the women made them so, which would make women even more evil.

Deal with it.

Aw, Linc, you can’t blame women for Ledger’s own sin. “There is none righteous, no not one; all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God.”

@MrsMecomber: I’m merely following a time honored tradition that’s been around since the very beginning:

God: “Why did you eat that forbidden fruit, Adam?”

Adam: “Well you see Lord, this WOMAN gave it to me…”