On Monday my blog decided to ruin my day by throwing a complete hissy fit and vomit my content onto people’s screens instead of rendering it properly, so I decided to take a personal day so I could get it resolved before it spun completely out of control. I rang up my peeps at work:
“Yeah hey Mick, listen I’m going to have to take a personal today.”
“How come?”
“It’s personal.”
“Why do you always have to be a smart ass?”
“Do I do that?” I smiled innocently even though he couldn’t see me.
“Whatever man. Did you call up front to let them know?”
“No, gonna do that now, can you switch me over?”
I got transferred and spoke to payroll.
“Hey Obie, I need to take a personal day.”
“How come?”
“It’s personal.”
“Why do you always have to be a smart ass?”
“I seem to be getting that a lot lately.”
Thank God I took the day off though, since it took me 10 hours to figure out what the flip was going on and get it running smooth as silk again.
Oh, and I added new advertising banners underneath each post. You won’t see them though as they’ll only appear to visitors who came in via search engines like Google. That’s how awesome I am.
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OK so you have a smart ass and a fart face. HAHA!
@Lauren: I don’t like you anymore.
That last touch is pretty cool. What plug-in are you using?
Actually I’m not using a plugin, I’m using an advertising network called Chitika. Their ads are optimized for search engine traffic and you can set it to only show up for that kind of traffic.
hahahaha!!!! I think I’m just going to start coming here so as to have a good laugh once in a while. And…
“Why do you have to call me a fart face, fart face?”
“Cause I LIKE to call you fart face! And why are you calling me fart face? You’re the only fart face I see, fart face!!!”