You know, when I read things like this, I honestly just want to fall on my own sword (if I had one.)
Let me point out just a couple of the injustices here. One, she’s getting tons of traffic to her blog, which is in turn helping to fund her quest to reach 1,000 pounds. The blog offers nothing more than a chance for men everywhere to watch her gouge on fast food. And for this, she’s raising crazy blog money.
When my mother told me to come up with an original idea to help bring in traffic to my blog, I’m pretty sure this wasn’t what she had in mind. It used to be the only guarantee of getting massive traffic to your site had to involve boobies and kittens (or ideally a mixture of both). I guess now we can add a mountain of flab to the list too.
Secondly, to say nothing of the fact that she is getting the kind of traffic and income stream that I could only dream about, she also has a boyfriend on top of that. A boyfriend. That she met on a plus-sized dating site. Seriously? If that’s plus size, then what’s a size zero, the country of China?
How is it that I can’t even attract mosquitoes if I was covered head to toe in horse poopie, yet Jabba the Hut’s twin sister can get a boyfriend? I see this, and my mind logically concludes that I am somehow more undesirable, repugnant and disgusting than even 200 million year old fossilized dinosaur snot if a whale mountain man-faced hag beast stands a better chance of finding wubsies than I do. Thanks so much ladies, ya really know how to make a guy feel special.
For this however, I blame men. Who is encouraging this behavior but a horde of orca loving male perv monkeys? How is it that society tolerates your existence without grinding all you sickos to ashes with a napalm bomb?
Sigh, I can’t read this crap anymore. I’m gonna go have myself a Ho-Ho now.
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Wow. That’s all I can say after reading that article. I’m flabbergasted. I’m not a skinny minnie myself, but wanting to put on that kind of weight seems self-destructive.
Her boyfriend is completely supportive of her goal to put on that much weight?
Mr. Adams, perhaps your problem is that you are a reasonable and sensible person in a world gone mad.
Normally I might say that if it had been a 500 pound whale man, he’d never get a girl in his life, but I think somebody not only met one but married her in Mexico if I’m not mistaken.
There’s no hope for me if these can find their other halves. Thanks for the compliment though. :-D
wierd stuff in this world…sup linc…how’s it hanging? Been kind of busy lately but since I found myself with some free time decided to catch up on your blog :-D
Ah so you ARE alive after all. :-D I’ve been busy installing and polishing my brand spanking new computer (CODENAME: WOMANSTOMPER), and will be posting pics once I’m done testing and making sure I didn’t get a lemon. So far so good though, w00t!!
At least she….uh….has some goals for the future. She doesnt just want to be fat, she wants to be THE FATTEST WOMAN IN THE WORLD. That’s one ambitious woman who enjoys a challenge, wouldnt you say? I’d guess her boyfriend is a former sumo wrestler who cant no game in China… or wherever sumos are from.
Hey, I’m ambitious too! I’m aiming to be the world’s BIGGEST douchebag of all time! And ya gotta admit, I’m doing pretty good so far…