Got an email today from a dating service inviting me to join their affiliate program. Yawn.
But then I noticed this:
Ashley Madison is the premiere online dating agency of its kind designed for people in a relationship, either married or otherwise, who are interested in having romantic and intriguing experiences outside of their relationship…
Holy jumping jiminy jam jimbos…
It does beg the question though: has the dating pool become so pitiful these days that one has no choice but to start hitting up married folks for some loving? I have to admit though, I’ve been tempted at times. :-D There’s two hot coworkers I can think of who are happily married (I guess), but man, what I wouldn’t do for a little coochie coo…
I mean come on, so what if a gal drops her skag of a husband to go rolling around in the hay with me, proving without a doubt that she has no sense of loyalty, faithfulness or moral fiber whatsoever? Biiiiiiiiiiiig deal. I mean all that talk about soulmates and one true loves, pftttttttttt, that is so 10 minutes ago. It’s all fairy tales and bunk anyway. We live in the REAL world now, doncha know?
I’m telling you man, a dating service like this just can’t miss!
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All I can say is, what is this world coming to? Nothing is sacred anymore, even marriage. Just pitiful!
Can’t say I’m surprised, but I’ve never seen a dating service before that was specifically designed to promote infidelity.
I don’t think the girl of my dreams is going to have a profile there though. At least I bloody well hope not. :-D