Ahahahaha! I am so glad I stopped in to your blog today, your post made my day. Especially this part “She had me at bone. ” lol

What can I say, I’m a sucker for women who have a way with words.

Sadly, I fear I must inform you that Miss Sofia is not terribly discriminating, as I too have a profile that she found interesting, despite the fact that I am a female.
You can do better. I’m sure of it.

Egads, my one true love is already two timing me, with another WOMAN???

Technically, no. I have not replied to Miss Sofia, nor do I intend to. I am married and happily, heterosexually so with 0 plans to change that state.
So, she cannot be two timing you with me. One is left to wonder how many the unhappy and indiscriminately lovelorn Miss Sofia has propositioned with her poorly worded e-mail.

I am so disillusioned now.

Ah, finally! A girl you can relate to.

Go get ‘em, Tiger!

Er, actually…maybe you ought not. Something tells me Sofia is not a girl at all, but probably a Russian hacker or adult website owner.

Ok, I was surfing last night and I read an entry you wrote on the drooling over Obama, and something about Pentecostals barfing up gold dust, and I forget what else….oh my word, I was laughing so hard and hysterically my son came running out of his room: “What, mommy? What’s so funny? What are you laughing at??” “Er…nothing; go back to bed.” Now I can’t find it! I was seriously considering quoting an excerpt on my blog and linking to it here.

They kind of hung you out to dry in the comments section, though. I thought your observations were spot-on and brilliantly articulated.

(That image of charismatics projectile-vomiting gold dust had me snickering all the way to work. Lord help me. I also found George Carlin amusing. I think I just lost my salvation.)

@Marie: LOL, so glad I made your week. It’s weird how some of my posts that I pour my heart into don’t get noticed, while the flippant ones where I’m just blowing off steam are viewed as masterpieces. Funny.

Lord help me. I also found George Carlin amusing. I think I just lost my salvation.

No but you’ve definitely been downgraded to peasant status. Get used to me being your ruler for eternity.

She sounds like a lovely girl, really she does, but don’t you want someone can ’speaka the english’? Or perhaps knows how to spell? There’s lots of women out there, Linc, why bone an illiterate, bisexual who is only seeking a greencard? If this is really the type of girl you want, I suggest you head down to the nearest ESL teaching school and just wait outside the door til class over. You will be quite sure to hit the jackpot then!

You’re just saying that cuz I ditched you early last night. I know you really wanted me so bad, but even a manly stud has to recharge his battery every now and then.

Yes you do need your rest, dont you? Those old bones aint gonna serve you for much longer, eh.