This story was too good not to pass comment on:
A 70-year-old politician with a long and distinguished career behind him was facing embarrassment today after it was revealed his young wife had not only conducted an extra-marital affair but also made a sex tape. (Source)
See if we can follow the clear logic here: a woman (who is admittedly hot and who I’d smash like a whack-a-mole at the local carnival) decides that a 70 year old walking hippo of a politician is not really bringing the magic like she might have hoped. So naturally, the reaction would be the boink a meth head she meets via rehab. And then make a videotape out of it. Which of course, said film is now the subject of a possible blackmailing scandal.
Nothing says true love like have a sordid adulterous affair with a meth addict and then filming the whole thing after all.
And true to my form in somehow being able to take personal offense at just about any news or event I hear about, I find it curious that Fatty The Lardball McSpankypants Politician snags a girl 30 years his junior, and yet when I’m surfing dating profiles on Match.com, all the 30-34 year old female profiles I check make it abundantly clear they absolutely will NOT date anyone over 35. Because a one to five year difference in age is just too darned much to overcome in the name of wubs.
Apparently the key to finding love is either to wait till I’m 70 or simply take drugs and meet a hot babe in rehab. Such an obvious solution too, I don’t know how I missed it.