You know the commercial. Always when I’m eating too, this stupid ad for Valtrex comes on where some ugly schmo confesses to the world that he has genital herpes, flanked by a gorgeous girl who looks on with lovey dovey eyes and then turns to the camera to inform us that she doesn’t.

“And together, we’re trying to keep it that way.” She then wraps her arms around him…..

To the visitor who found my blog using the search term:

“my girlfriend stays out till 4am”

Newsflash: Your girlfriend dumped you. You just don’t know it yet, and apparently your mind must be so hazy that you’ve had to resort to doing a Google search just to figure out why a girl might want to stay out till the wee hours of the morning rather than stay in with…..

…if I were an Anime cartoon?

Evil Woobie had been pestering me to make an accurate Anime avatar of myself using this avatar making tool, and as much as I HATE Anime (I mean truly, unequivocally HATE it), I finally relented and went to work. I figured this might be a good compromise for those of you who have been yammering lately…..

I recently found a site called Twitter Local, which offers a way to generate an RSS feed that filters out tweets around a certain area. Who knows, I might be able to find a nice girl I could get together with for snugglies and lubs this way.

I narrowed the search parameter to within five miles, and the first Twitterer I found went by…..

No words, just, no words. After this job has given me so much anger and grief and pain, they finally hammered the last nail in my coffin. I am now unemployed, with no means to pay the bills or the rent, and the rent is due in only 5 days. I don’t know what to do. I have no savings and no means to fend for…..

I’ve seen some pretty messed up instructions on my tax forms, but this one took the cake:

If your child is presumed by law enforcement to have been kidnapped by someone who is not a family member, you may be able to take the child into account in determining your eligibility for child tax credit.

So I’ve gone half insane because my daughter has been abducted by a whack job and could…..

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