Let me get this straight: devout Christian parents want to set up their whoring-sloring daughter with a devout Christian football player.
Match made in heaven, yep.
I’m guessing this is on the assumption that said football player (who lugs footballs the way King Kong lugs T-Models) is gonna keep her on the straight and narrow. Katy Perry, born-again virgin?
Or, as it may be more likely, just by virtue of being a devout Christian Tebow will run from this crazy broad faster than he does from a swarming pack of defensive backs.
Because I would hate to think that Tebow’s just reward for staying true to his faith would be to wind up with a girl Satan probably keeps a poster of in his bedroom, right next to the larger than life poster of Kim Kardashian and a photospread of a younger looking Madonna.