So I’m surfing Craigslist’s personal ads in their “platonic” category, basically just looking to see if anyone was interested in having a penpal or online chat buddy to help pass the time at work. These were the following ads I saw so far:
I AM LOOKING FOR A FRIEND THAT HAS A FOOT FETISH. IT COULD LEAD TO A RELATIONSHIP. I WANT SOMEONE RIGHT NOW TO HANG OUT WITH , CHILL, MOVIES, DINNER, AND JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME.
I know this is a very akward posting but My wife and I are eagerly ready to expnad our family. We are looking for a latino, caucasion or east indian male who are btwn the ages of 28-35 to provide us some…
the background: i need a good looking guy to “take me out” – maybe a movie, a restaurant, and most importantly to meet one or two friends… all in the name of inspiring jealousy! We’re smoking out the true feelings of a Friend With Benefits, and for that I need a “boyfriend.” I’m not unattractive, but lately haven’t had a steady guy in my life… so this is it: you pretend to take me out, I’ll foot the bill.
Am one of the many unemployed now for a while in the city. Miss the holiday parties that used to come with work. Not one invite to any this year. Does anyone need a date to one or know where to find one? I’m definitely open to crashing!
hi my name is april and i am currently incarcerated but will be getting out in a few months. i am 25 yrs old,5’4, 125 lbs, black/spanish with long curly light brown hair. i want someone who would like to get to know me regardless of my past mistakes. i can only recieve postal mail.
Yoga Dominatrix – The Yoga Domme likes Her slaves to be in good shape physically, mentally and spiritually. Think you are too stiff, too fat, too disgusting, too dirty or too out-of-shape for Yoga? Dont worry, YD has compassion for losers like you, compassion, patience, and a big stick.
And that was just on the FIRST page.
So glad it’s closing time here at work and I can finally go home now. :-D
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LOL! What about this?!:
I am a 30 year old professional SWM looking for some open-minded woman who would like to make some extra money each month by letting me worship her feet in pantyhose. If you are interested, then please respond and have a picture ready to trade.
I would like to answer a few questions that I get asked all the time:
1. Am I for real?
Yes, I assure you I am a real, live, breathing male who just has a pantyhose foot fetish.
2. Why are you offering to pay money to worship pantyhose feet?
If I had the time to invest in developing a relationship with a woman then I wouldn’t be paying. The problem is that I am on such a time constraint between work and school that I have no time or interest in dating right now. So in the meantime, I get to pacify my fetish and you get to get paid for letting me. Easy as that. :)
3. How much money are you offering?
I will pay you $250 a month to worship your nylon-covered feet two times a week for an hour each meeting. You can have the option of being paid bi-weekly or per session but it will always amount to a garunteed $250 each month.
4. Is there any nudity/sex expected?
No! I am not looking to “pay” for sex. I am not asking to see ANY part of your body other than your nylon legs and feet. Both parties will remained fully dressed the entire time and there will be no sexual advances.
5. What type of pantyhose do you want to worship?
First, just to be clear, when I say pantyhose I mean the ones that go up to the waist. I do not like thigh highs, knee highs, or nylon footies. The have to be full pantyhose. The pair I would perfer you wear is Silken Mist, which you can get at most any store. The color does not matter it would be your choice.
If you are really genuinely interested in making some extra money for college, bills, or just for the hell of it then hit me up. I would love to talk to you.
Location: SoCal