JW: I ain’t gonna stop you from trying, so feel free!

And thanks for the high praise, I’m so grateful when I see people out there who do appreciate my sense of humor, even if it means I have to roast a poor victim half to death just to have some fodder for new posts.

Good lawd!
I’ve been reading you for a little while now, Lincoln…and you crack me up!

If I weren’t old enough to be your mother, I’d snatch you up in a heartbeat. LOL.

And my daughter is married, but hells bells, you bring out the paternal mom in me that, that I soooooooo wanna find you a good woman!

Took you that long to figure that one out?! Good grief, Linc, you mean you didn’t realize that that’s about the only reason I come here — to read the rants of a broken-brained brother?

LOL, I don’t have a headache, but my bwain is definitely bwoken.

I got a headache just reading that… was that what you were ranting about getting?