Believe Me, I Need It

The news have been sucking rotten eggs lately, so I’m sticking my head in the sand for a while to keep myself from getting even more depressed. Luckily I stumbled across an old Bruce Campbell commercial that helped cheer me up. Good old Bruce, he can make me laugh without even trying:

It’s true, I don’t have it, but man do I NEED it. I need it BAD.

But how can I get it, since I don’t have it? If only I had it, I wouldn’t need it, much less want it. But since I want it, I obviously don’t have it, and when I ask those who do have it how they got it, they just laugh at me.

But I need to learn how to get it, or I’ll never have it, and if I can’t ever have it, I’ll never be happy. If I’m happy, I’ll know I’ll have gotten it, but until then I’ll always be sad. But being sad stops me from getting it, and if I can’t get it, I can’t be happy, so I need it, in order to get it, but since I can’t get what I need in order to get what I want, I think that pretty much means I’m screwed.

Tags: bruce campbell, funny, old spice, YouTube

Categories: Comic Relief

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5 Responses to “Believe Me, I Need It”

Isaiah wrote a comment on June 17, 2008 @ 01:56:am

I got a headache just reading that… was that what you were ranting about getting? :hang:

Lincoln Adams wrote a comment on June 17, 2008 @ 08:30:pm

LOL, I don’t have a headache, but my bwain is definitely bwoken. :crying:

Isaiah wrote a comment on June 18, 2008 @ 04:46:am

Took you that long to figure that one out?! Good grief, Linc, you mean you didn’t realize that that’s about the only reason I come here — to read the rants of a broken-brained brother?

:guitarna:

JW wrote a comment on June 18, 2008 @ 03:57:pm

Good lawd!
I’ve been reading you for a little while now, Lincoln…and you crack me up!

If I weren’t old enough to be your mother, I’d snatch you up in a heartbeat. LOL.

And my daughter is married, but hells bells, you bring out the paternal mom in me that, that I soooooooo wanna find you a good woman!

Lincoln Adams wrote a comment on June 18, 2008 @ 04:33:pm

JW: I ain’t gonna stop you from trying, so feel free!

And thanks for the high praise, I’m so grateful when I see people out there who do appreciate my sense of humor, even if it means I have to roast a poor victim half to death just to have some fodder for new posts. :naughty: