Author Archives: Lincoln Adams

One man journeys through history and the world in an epic search for truth, justice... and great pizza.

Visiting Estes Park next week! Can anyone loan me an axe?

Heeeeeeeeeere's Lincoln!

After much research I finally settled on doing a 5 day stretch in Estes Park, Colorado beginning May 9th. I found a condo rental that had everything I was looking for: private hot tub, fireplace, high speed internet and an unobstructed view of the mountains. I had a handful of other options that were outside…

I’m so loaded I can afford a semi-luxury weekend getaway to Colorado once a month

Mountains near Durango Colorado

Just thought I’d put that out there should a hot babe be reading this and pondering over whether I’m somebody she might want to get to know, if ya know what I mean (and I think you do.) Anyhoo, I do hope to make this a habit of some sort, any time life really has…

The complete and utter stupidity of Springpad developers

Springpad

Back when I was surfing around for a good note-taking application I discovered Springpad and quickly fell in love. The interface was pretty and gorgeous looking, enhanced even more with the ability to add background images from Flickr. It just made note-taking fun and simple. I didn’t need the versatility of Evernote or the complexity…

Digitizing my cold hard cash at Coinstar for a gift card and a woman (but mostly a gift card) #NOFEECoinstar #CBias

Now that's a slot machine I can work with.

Due to my awesomeness, I have been paid (at Coinstar’s request) to try and blog about Coinstar’s products/services as part of a Collective Bias shopper insights study. All opinions are my own, but I assure you, they are awesome opinions. Because I’m a guy, I like to keep my spare change in a sophisticated and…

I have decided to be a man about things and run away (to the mountains)

AMERICA, #$%^ YEAH

The dating world, my job, and pretty much all of life itself has me so disgusted right that I just want to run away and hide from the world for a while, even if it’s just for a few days. When I’m feeling like this, only the mountains really help me feel better. Not the…

The email I never in a million years thought I would get (from the GIRL OF MY DREAMS)

Or if not the girl of my dreams, then a VERY close relative of her. Remember how I described what I thought my dream girl would be like? I added that description to my profile on one of the dating sites I was on. Most of the women I talked to suggested I not do…

My high school English teacher was a lying stink of poopie pants

I got to thinking about high school today, and I remembered a random conversation my English school teacher had with with the class one day. She was one of those types who thought every poet and major writer in history was gay and how poems like “Mending Wall” by Robert Frost were classic examples of…

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