Yaaaay, I got store credit from NewEgg to cover the price difference of the printer I bought! Kudos for recognizing my supreme awesomeness.

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I need a cool name for my new computer rig (to be set up today). Best suggestions I have so far are Mr. Awesome, KillJoy and Woman-Stomper.

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You know, when I read things like this, I honestly just want to fall on my own sword (if I had one.)

Let me point out just a couple of the injustices here. One, she’s getting tons of traffic to her blog, which is in turn helping to fund her quest to reach 1,000 pounds. The blog offers nothing more than a chance for men everywhere to watch her gouge on fast food. And for this, she’s raising crazy blog money.

When my mother told me to come up with an original idea to help bring in traffic to my blog, I’m pretty sure this wasn’t what she had in mind. It used to be the only guarantee of getting massive traffic to your site had to involve boobies and kittens (or ideally a mixture of both). I guess now we can add a mountain of flab to the list too.

Secondly, to say nothing of the fact that she is getting the kind of traffic and income stream that I could only dream about, she also has a boyfriend on top of that. A boyfriend. That she met on a plus-sized dating site. Seriously? If that’s plus size, then what’s a size zero, the country of China?

How is it that I can’t even attract mosquitoes if I was covered head to toe in horse poopie, yet Jabba the Hut’s twin sister can get a boyfriend? I see this, and my mind logically concludes that I am somehow more undesirable, repugnant and disgusting than even 200 million year old fossilized dinosaur snot if a whale mountain man-faced hag beast stands a better chance of finding wubsies than I do. Thanks so much ladies, ya really know how to make a guy feel special.

For this however, I blame men. Who is encouraging this behavior but a horde of orca loving male perv monkeys? How is it that society tolerates your existence without grinding all you sickos to ashes with a napalm bomb?

Sigh, I can’t read this crap anymore. I’m gonna go have myself a Ho-Ho now.

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Yeah let me lose a day’s work waiting from 9AM to 7PM just to sign for a UPS package. Brilliant!

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Stupid moron UPS driver would not leave my computer package with my neighbor despite my explicit instructions to do so. UPS EPIC FAIL.

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Just got handed a warrant for a John Doe. Seriously? Who’s next, Darth Vader?

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