Mega-storm headed this way, with projections of up to a foot in snow. Darn that global warming, dude!

To get myself prepped for the coming Ice Age this weekend, I’ve drawn up a checklist of things to help me survive the snow blast:

• Snow shovel: Check
• Snow boots: Check
• Fake fireplace heater: Check
• Hot cocoa mix: Check
• Hot chicken soup mix: Check
• My snowmen woobly blanket: Check
• Netflix DVDs: Check
• Nancy Drew mystery games: Check
• Several Liters of Coke and Pepsi: Check
• Movie theater buttered popcorn: Check
• Hot babe to keep me warm at night: … … … … … … … …

Sigh.

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Tags: blizzard, checklist, global warming, storm, weekend
Categories: Lincoln's Personal Log
 
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