Are you ready for some CLIMATE CHANGE??

Mega-storm headed this way, with projections of up to a foot in snow. Darn that global warming, dude!

To get myself prepped for the coming Ice Age this weekend, I’ve drawn up a checklist of things to help me survive the snow blast:

  • Snow shovel: Check
  • Snow boots: Check
  • Fake fireplace heater: Check
  • Hot cocoa mix: Check
  • Hot chicken soup mix: Check
  • My snowmen woobly blanket: Check
  • Netflix DVDs: Check
  • Nancy Drew mystery games: Check
  • Several Liters of Coke and Pepsi: Check
  • Movie theater buttered popcorn: Check
  • Hot babe to keep me warm at night: … … … … … … … …

Sigh.


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