I don’t understand the progression above. How do you go from having your heart broken to losing an arm?

Initially that’s what I thought, but he’s turned sideways there, which is why you only see one arm. That was me in junior high school by the way. And high school. And college. And at work. And pretty much everywhere I go now.

coming from a culture that is still lagging behind the times and where the man still has all the power when it comes to dating, i’m pretty surprised that you haven’t found someone by now.

you’re actually the first guy i’ve ever encountered with such vehement anti-V-day sentiments… i always thought that was the exclusive province of semi-spinsters and dateless women like myself.

@clairebear: Ever since little Donna from the third grade took the Valentine’s card I gave her and stepped on it, I have not enjoyed a good Valentine’s Day since. I hate this “holiday” with a passion.

Ooh. Looks like someone’s bitter. Great pics.

I’m not bitter. I’m just a cynical bastard.

Ok, maybe I’m a little bitter.

Happy big fat Valentine’s Day Mr. Lincoln Adams

these are the moments when i am almost glad that i came from an all-girls’ school - no one who i would have already probably forgotten by now remembers me with such vitriol.

on the other hand, my all-girl school upbringing is probably partly to blame for my being Valentine-less for 30 years and counting. i used to hate this holiday, too - until i realized it wasn’t worth my energy. and, yes, i am still Valentine-less! )

hope your day isn’t too much of a dud!

Happy big fat Valentine’s Day Mr. Lincoln Adams

Die woman! Die die diediedieidiedie!!!!!!!!!

@dr_clairbear: I hope it won’t be a dud for you either, but be prepared regardless for another crapfest of a day.

This was an amusing outlook on a ****** day for most people. I agree, you’re a cynical bastard, and funny too.

I like you.

Problem is, I can’t seem to find more images without doing some serious digging through all the pink, lovey dovey crapola.