Anti-Valentine’s Day Images

Just a short montage of Anti-Valentine’s Day photos and images for your viewing pleasure:

Destiny Demotivator

anti valentine candy hearts

vday

Anti Valentine Kill Cupid

valentine slut stuffed animal

bittersweets

anti-valentine tearing shredding heart

Lincoln Broken Heart Valentine's Day Card

And here’s a Match.com dating ad tossed in just for good measure:

Match.com Spoof Video Ad
Found at Cracked.com

If you have or know of any other anti-Valentine’s day images and photos, send them to me and I’ll post them here (newest submissions will be at the top).


17 Responses to Anti-Valentine’s Day Images
  1. John
    February 1, 2008 | 9:17 am

    I don’t understand the progression above. How do you go from having your heart broken to losing an arm?

  2. Lincoln Adams
    February 1, 2008 | 11:13 am

    Initially that’s what I thought, but he’s turned sideways there, which is why you only see one arm. That was me in junior high school by the way. And high school. And college. And at work. And pretty much everywhere I go now.

  3. dr_clairebear
    February 2, 2008 | 11:34 am

    coming from a culture that is still lagging behind the times and where the man still has all the power when it comes to dating, i’m pretty surprised that you haven’t found someone by now. :)

    you’re actually the first guy i’ve ever encountered with such vehement anti-V-day sentiments… i always thought that was the exclusive province of semi-spinsters and dateless women like myself. :)

  4. Lincoln Adams
    February 2, 2008 | 11:55 am

    @clairebear: Ever since little Donna from the third grade took the Valentine’s card I gave her and stepped on it, I have not enjoyed a good Valentine’s Day since. I hate this “holiday” with a passion.

  5. Leon
    February 2, 2008 | 2:00 pm

    Ooh. Looks like someone’s bitter. Great pics.

  6. Lincoln Adams
    February 2, 2008 | 2:10 pm

    I’m not bitter. I’m just a cynical bastage.

    Ok, maybe I’m a little bitter.

  7. digital chatter
    February 3, 2008 | 2:10 am

    Happy big fat Valentine’s Day Mr. Lincoln Adams

  8. dr_clairebear
    February 3, 2008 | 5:00 am

    these are the moments when i am almost glad that i came from an all-girls’ school – no one who i would have already probably forgotten by now remembers me with such vitriol. :P

    on the other hand, my all-girl school upbringing is probably partly to blame for my being Valentine-less for 30 years and counting. i used to hate this holiday, too – until i realized it wasn’t worth my energy. :) and, yes, i am still Valentine-less! :))

    hope your day isn’t too much of a dud!

  9. Lincoln Adams
    February 3, 2008 | 1:33 pm

    Happy big fat Valentine’s Day Mr. Lincoln Adams

    Die woman! Die die diediedieidiedie!!!!!!!!!

    @dr_clairbear: I hope it won’t be a dud for you either, but be prepared regardless for another crapfest of a day.

  10. whatthef_ckever365
    February 8, 2008 | 3:53 pm

    This was an amusing outlook on a crappy day for most people. I agree, you’re a cynical bastard, and funny too.

  11. Lincoln Adams
    February 8, 2008 | 4:09 pm

    I like you.

    Problem is, I can’t seem to find more images without doing some serious digging through all the pink, lovey dovey crapola.

  12. Morticia
    February 13, 2009 | 9:37 pm

    RT @Linc4Justice: @ The ULTIMATE Anti-Valentine’s Day Blogging Series: http://is.gd/f9vH Retweet and Enjoy!

  13. Cindy
    February 11, 2010 | 2:31 am

    Lincoln Your writing is FANTASTIC – R U on FB?

  14. Lincoln Adams
    February 12, 2010 | 4:46 pm

    Yep, sent you an email!

  15. Weirdwalt
    February 15, 2010 | 7:16 am

    I too hate V day with a passion. It’s turned so crass and commercialized it is ridiculous. Nevertheless I sent flowers to my wife and girlfriends. I had to or they’ll turn on me. Typical women, sheesh.

  16. Lincoln Adams
    February 15, 2010 | 10:19 am

    Yep, you have to placate them, or they will rain hellfire and destruction upon you.

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