Anti-Valentine Quotes

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Here’s a collection of Anti-Valentine related quotes I’ve found around the web. I think I like the last one the best.

If it weren’t for you I’d be a different person, maybe even happy.

If your phone doesn’t ring, it’s me.

I’m so miserable without you, it’s almost as if you’re here.

You had me at HELL no!

Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable, like a coma.

I feel much better now that I’ve given up hope.

I haven’t spoken to my girlfriend in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?

My girlfriend has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who’ll give you love, affection and comfort? Me neither.

If you can think of anymore, post them in the comments. :ggrin:

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12 Responses to “Anti-Valentine Quotes”

Tish wrote a comment on February 10, 2008 @ 10:25:pm
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My favorite is the second one. “If your phone doesn’t ring, it’s me.” I need to use that one on a couple of guys in fact. hehehe.

Btw, I sent you an email. Did you get it?

Mrs. Mecomber wrote a comment on February 12, 2008 @ 04:31:pm
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Well, my husband and I say this to each other from time to time after we hear the other tell a joke:

“You’re so funny! But looks aren’t everything.”

Lincoln Adams wrote a comment on February 12, 2008 @ 06:55:pm
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:rofl:

I’ll have to remember that one.

Tee wrote a comment on February 12, 2008 @ 07:44:pm
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A man is like a fine wine. He starts out raw as grapes and it’s a woman’s job to stomp on him and keep him in the dark until he matures into something she’d like to have dinner with.

LOL. I’ll be fair. Here’s one for the men.

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