Here’s a collection of Anti-Valentine related quotes I’ve found around the web. I think I like the last one the best. :-D
If it weren’t for you I’d be a different person, maybe even happy.
If your phone doesn’t ring, it’s me.
I’m so miserable without you, it’s almost as if you’re here.
You had me at HELL no!
Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable, like a coma.
I feel much better now that I’ve given up hope.
I haven’t spoken to my girlfriend in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
My girlfriend has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who’ll give you love, affection and comfort? Me neither.
If you can think of anymore, post them in the comments.