Abandon My Church? YES I CAN!

Lincoln Adams | June 1, 2008 @ 5:27 pm

So it seems like B. Hussein Osama Obama has finally resigned from his cracknuts church. I didn’t even know you could resign from a church, but besides that, didn’t he say he couldn’t disown Wright or his church anymore than he could his own family? I guess I must have missed the last part, “…unless it interferes with my political ambitions.”

I don’t know what’s worse, him basically conceding the fact that he joined a church for political reasons (and then left it for political reasons), or him appearing genuinely surprised and shocked (SHOCKED!) to hear of the racist, anti-American venom that continues to be spewed from the pulpit on a regular basis. Really, 20 years and he has no idea? It only took Oprah Winfrey 2 years before realizing how batsh&% insane Rev. Wright could get, so what’s Barry’s excuse?

This all seems wrong though. Wasn’t Obama supposed to be the Chocolate Messiah come down from heaven to save us whiteys from ourselves, all in a spirit of true Hope and Change™? Yes we can!! And that upon the rock of Daily Kos weenies he would build his church, and the gates of hell would not prevail against it? Yes we can!!

And yet the man who portrays himself as the very symbol of racial unity and snuggleness throws his entire church under the bus, not because he disagrees with them so much, but mainly because he just doesn’t want to see those poor wonderful folks suffer the national scrutiny that comes from running in a Presidential election. (Read: I don’t want Whitey America to find out just how buggernuts bonkos insane my church of 20+ years can really get.)

Good Lord, what a dillweed.

Is there even anything about Trinity United Church of Christ that would be remotely Christian to begin with? A church that would seem to support separatism, promote the agenda of a single race while villifying another, honor anti-semitic scumbags like Louie Farrakhan, support abortion on demand, and hold fast to Marxist principles, all while abandoning the more orthodox teachings of the Bible?

If this is a true Christian church, then the Easter Bunny is my Daddy.

Despite the Obamessiah’s attempts to distance himself from this crowd, it actually does a lot to explain his dangerous political ideology, and especially why it was only recently that his wife could finally say she was proud of her country. Oy.

God forbid this guy should win, or Jimmy Carter will end up getting his second term after all. :wall:


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6 Responses to “Abandon My Church? YES I CAN!”

Franklin wrote a comment on June 3, 2008 @ 12:53:am
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The man is scary! God help us all if he wins!

Lincoln Adams wrote a comment on June 3, 2008 @ 02:15:pm
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If he wins, I’m moving to Iraq. At least gas will be cheaper there, and the women will be banging down the doors to be with a guy who won’t behead them for not cleaning the dishes properly. :ggrin:

Ecclesia wrote a comment on June 10, 2008 @ 06:52:am
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This post has been rather amusing. I have some friends from my old church that are just loving on Obama. :P What the heck are they thinking? I even wrote back on one of the guy’s blogs about the danger of this man and the kind of church he was sitting under. One of the responses I got back was, “haven’t you ever sit under a pastor that has said something to make you cringe?” Dude, if that ever happened, I wouldn’t have subjected my family to that for years and years. Ugh, just makes me want to puke! I can’t believe that some people just don’t see right through this.

Lincoln Adams wrote a comment on June 10, 2008 @ 04:49:pm
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Your friends are idiots. Get new friends.

And really, the response one of them made in defense was just idiotically idiotic. The whole point of the controversy was that it didn’t make Obama cringe, at least not for 20 years. He probably agrees with a lot of what Wright said, but he obviously can’t won’t cop to it or he’d lose the election for sure. Him pleading ignorance on Wright’s anti-American bigotry and claiming he’s changed over the years is both a bunch of bull. Wright was spewing this same crap which caused Oprah of all people to leave the church after only two years, and this happened 20 years ago. What an Obamanation tis guy is. :tongue:

Gabrielle wrote a comment on June 21, 2009 @ 11:51:pm
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So, you didn’t move to Iraq. LOL. He did win :).

He is scary though and I absolutely HATE, I mean, HATE the way he speaks!!!!!

Lincoln Adams wrote a comment on June 21, 2009 @ 11:57:pm
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So, you didn’t move to Iraq. LOL. He did win :).

Thank you so much for reminding me. :nyah:

Of course I can take solace in knowing he didn’t win legitimately. :D


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