“Hey Linc, take a look at this.”
Mick showed me a mugshot of a twentysomething year old girl from a recent arrest report.
“How cow, she’s gorgeous!! Wow, look at that face, so gentle and sweet…” I sighed, and handed the photo back to him. “That’s somebody I know would keep me warm and loved at night. What was it, a DWI?”
“She tried to kill her boyfriend by poisoning his drink, then trashed his car.”
I looked at him and blinked for a few seconds.
“Oh.”
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHh HAHA HAhhhAHAHAHAHAHA.
Hi. Larious.
I was not amused.
When I was working in the DA’s office, most of the crooks on rap sheets were ugly as sin. I guess that appearances can be deceiving, though…
Yeah most of them are about as decent looking as a city dump, but then again I’m no GQ model myself either. :-D
Not a GQ model? Then explain your picture here!!!
You have lost all credibility with me.
And here!
Are you kidding me?
I’m MUCH better looking than those skinny weenies. :-D
Aren’t you an excellent judge of character ;)
Aren’t I? I oughta be a profiler. :-D