Recently got this email out of the blue:
Hello, my dear friend!
Maybe, you could fly to me tomorrow and bring me to your home, to get married me and to call me your sweet wife. It is my bright pink dream. I know that it can’t be not tomorrow and not even the next day, because I am nobody for you and my letter will turn out to be big surprise for you. I am right.
But I am able to change everything right now and from pretty stranger I want to become very special person in your life. If You would be ill and I would be happy to take care of you; You would have interesting news into your life, and I would be close to you to share happy moments with you. Don’t you agree that it is real happiness when you come after work and light windows of sweet home wait for you, when you open the door and you feel sweet kisses and hugs onto your body? I think that nothing in the world can be compared with such simple family happiness. I need it very much and my letter, which you hold into your arms, proves it.
You need not to look for me long, I am right here and wait till I can greet you warmly.
Have a good mood
Irishka
I cried for several minutes. Here was someone who was a complete stranger, and yet she made my day. You can tell she had so much love and warmth to give that she felt compelled to write me a letter (even though it meant having to struggle to write it in English), just to show me how much she cared. Here’s someone who totally gets me, and the only thing I have to do is fly over there to bring my sweet angel back.
Anybody want to be my sponsor? Please, it’s for love.
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RussianBrides ‘R’ Us?
Your plane ticket is on its way soon as you sow a minimum of US$25,000 into my ministry for blessings. This blessing will also ensure that the bride you marry will be blonde, buxom and understands enough English to say she loves you and nothing else.
I’ll donate $2.13. But only if all donations are tax deductable (I assume so, as you are obviously a charity case), and fully refundable in the event you do not fly this girl to America.
and i see you are STILL at it… isn’t New York supposed to be the hub of beautiful women? i thought you didn’t do long distance?
from wintry but sunny Aussie,
claire
I will think about helping you, but I have one question. What is a “bright pink dream”?”
What a cheap audience I’m dealing with here.
@claire: New York women may be beautiful (some of them at least) but they also have a fetish for playing mind games and being icy cold, money grubbing hos.
@Jules: I don’t think I even wanna know.