A recent morning conversation at work:
“Dude, what is up with our union contract? Is it still in arbitration?”
“Yep.”
“Well I’m getting sick of this cloak and dagger crap and them telling us nothing about nothing. I want to see what it looks like so far.”
“Why?”
“I wanna know what my rights are.”
“Oh that’s easy. You don’t have any.”

















Unions suck