Monthly Archives: December 2009

Let us never speak of this decade again

What do we even call 2000-2009 anyway? The Zeros? The Single Digits? “The decade that just piled on with so much crap that not even the smelliest crap could have crapped as much crap as this crappy decade crapped on me?” Well, whatever. Good riddance to 2009 and that whole era of loveless crapiness. I…

Burning Bridges and History

River

Back in October I blogged about my trip through Vermont and New York, and some of the best pictures I took during that trip was a shot of Lake Champlain with the Crowns Point Bridge in the background. That same bridge closed literally a day after I had driven over it, and was finally demolished…

Merry Christmas all, God bless us everyone!

Christmas and Lighthouse

Time and space precludes me from getting in touch with each and every one of you, but I wanted to wish all my readers and online friends a very wonderful and Merry Christmas! The most blessed present I could ever get would be you guys for continuing to read my site and for putting up…

I’m taking my hot cocoa and going home!

So I was on Craigslist… (oh good grief, I know what a toxic wasteland it is, just get off my case already.) So anyhoo, I was on Craigslist in the strictly platonic section, and surprisingly enough, I find an ad by a girl looking for someone to accompany her for pleasant conversations and the best…

I didn’t do it…

Crime

Hmmmm, I was the last person to use this elevator too.

Walking in Obama-Winterland!

My mother wrote this spoof to the tune of the song, “Winter Wonderland,” and insisted I post it. Enjoy! :-D Senate’s in Christmas week for Talks and votes Behind closed doors They’ll know what to say The people will pay Walking in Obama-winterlaaaaaaand! Bail the banks Buy some more cars Caulk your house Hire more…

Why I’m ok with being a shallow pig

Occasionally, I tend to feel a bit guilty when I openly express my refusal to date women with man faces, land whale figures, or sporting more outlandish tattoos than a gay biker at a Blue Oyster bar. But there are times when I literally cannot look upon a woman beast, partly because I just had…

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