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If women are sex objects, then men are m…
Lincoln Adams | December 31, 2009 @ 4:48 pmIf women are sex objects, then men are money objects.
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Lincoln Adams | December 31, 2009 @ 2:26 pmTonight’s the night we’ll make hiiiiiistooory, honey yoooooou and I….. The BesSst of tiiiIIIiiImmmes, ARE when I’m AlOoOone with yOooUuUu!
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I finally had a chance to see the blue m…
Lincoln Adams | December 31, 2009 @ 12:38 pmI finally had a chance to see the blue moon last night. Didn’t look very blue to me though. o_O
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Let us never speak of this decade again
Lincoln Adams | December 31, 2009 @ 11:15 amWhat do we even call 2000-2009 anyway? The Zeros? The Single Digits? “The decade that just piled on with so much crap that not even the smelliest crap could have crapped as much crap as this crappy decade crapped on me?”
Well, whatever. Good riddance to 2009 and that whole era of loveless crapiness. I am sorely hoping that 2010 will accumulate in the fulfillment of all hopes and desires, or seriously, I’m just gonna start hitting people. Hard. With like, baseball bats and stuff.
I refuse to make any resolutions though, because I had already done that once on this blog for 2008, and well, let’s take a lookie-loo to see which ones I actually managed to accomplish:
1. Clear up my health problems and get strong again (vith ripplin’ mosscles to impress de vooomen.)
… … … BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!! 
2. Generate a stable income of at least $1250 a month via my blog.
BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!
3. Get out of my dead end job and find a new career, whether it’s with another agency or by becoming self employed.
BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!
4. Move somewhere else, either out of state, or to nowhere in particular, depending on how successful I am in earning a living off the Internet.
BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!
5. Meet the girl of my dreams.
BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Yeah. How ’bout we try that again? 
Nah, forget that. Instead, I’ll simply convey what I would like to happen in 2010 that might actually fall within the realm of scientific possibility.
For starters, as for working out, well ok, maybe looking to become the next Mr. Universe was a tad extreme. Not that I was aiming that high really, I just got tired and bored of the gym. There was like, people there, and worse yet, slut-like bimbos who either bounced around the gym with their boyfriends or claimed to be lesbians whenever I tried to talk to them. Ah well. This time I think I’ll invest in some free weights instead so I can do some light workouts by myself, anywhere I please.
As for getting toys: new upgrades on everything I have! That means a spanky new desktop PC, multifunction printer, MacBook Pro and a GPS addon for my iPod that I can use for both geocaching and geo-blogging. My income from the Internet has finally reached the point where investing in a home office makes sense now. Despite falling well short of my goal to make $1250 a month online for 2008, it’s now feasible that I could be making $1000 a month by this time next year. With that in mind, I’m planning to reinvest some of my earnings back into promoting my blog and establishing a permanent marketing budget. I’m lucky here, not everyone can say they can afford to spend a few hundred a month just to market their blog, so I do have an advantage. Let’s not kid ourselves though. I’ve crunched the numbers, and while $1000 a month is entirely feasible, maybe even up to $2500 a month, I would have to get around 50,000 to 60,000 visitors a DAY just to rake in enough income to justify quitting my job. It’s just not going to happen. Well… it COULD happen, if I somehow attracted corporate sponsors or got accepted into an elite advertising agency, but not bloody likely.
Still, $1000 a month would make me a happy dappy camper for the time being. 
As for traveling, I have several trips planned, including a few more New England trips spanning New Hampshire and Maine, a trip into Boston, and maybe a few cities in Canada from Ottawa to Montreal. During the summer I might plan a getaway to Alaska or British Columbia, and originally I had wanted it to be an Alaskan cruise, but after reading up on cruises I decided the idea of being trapped on a ship with a few hundred drunken weenies didn’t really appeal to me, so I’m exploring alternative options.
Oh and of course, I’ll be making reservations later on in 2010 to go tornado chasing from Colorado to Montana. 
Don’t tell Mommy though, she’ll get very upset.
Finally, I have a major roadtrip planned for the midwest in October, from New York to Missouri/Arkansas and back. It will give me a chance to meet up with an old friend of mine for the first time, enjoy the gorgeous fall foliage from the Smoky mountains in Tennessee to the Ozarks in Missouri, and also, to find me a sweet country babe that I can take back home with me. 
I’m kidding… well actually no, not really. It seems my best chance to find anyone decent is going to require me to travel many a mile far away from feminazi land to the heartland, and I’ll be honest, I’ve reached the end of my rope here. 2010 HAS to be the year this hellish drought finally ends, and I meet THE ONE, because I am crawling the walls and going out of my #$%^ing mind here. I swear on all my Yankee candles, if I do not meet a girl by this time next year, I am declaring war on mankind. You think I’m punking you? Wait. 
So that’s pretty much what I have on the menu for 2010. This is all assuming of course that nobody drops a nuclear bomb somewhere, although if that did happen, more than likely I’ll probably be close to the blast zone, which in turn would give me PLENTY of things to blog about, at least until the radiation finished me off. See? There’s a silver lining in everything.
Happy New Year!
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Yeah yeah, Happy New Year, blah blah bla…
Lincoln Adams | December 31, 2009 @ 10:43 amYeah yeah, Happy New Year, blah blah blah, I’m going to bed, zzzzzzzzzz…
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2010 had better be the year I finally me…
Lincoln Adams | December 30, 2009 @ 7:55 pm2010 had better be the year I finally meet my honey bunchie poogie wuggles, or I am declaring war on mankind.
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I would like to make this daring, bold p…
Lincoln Adams | December 30, 2009 @ 5:28 pmI would like to make this daring, bold prediction for 2010. I predict that sometime in 2010, somewhere in the world, it will snow.
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