Monthly Archives: September 2009

How to get women to reject you

So I get another eHarmony match, but this one lived too far away and was way too tall (women who are taller than me are freaks of nature and threaten my sense of manhood.) But she sent me a questionnaire indicating interest, so I saw a perfect opportunity to make her think she was rejecting…

Why I need to leave this job

So today I hear a story reflecting the sheer brilliance of my coworkers: Guy comes in, needs to file a report. One of my coworkers gets up to help him out. She checks the computer and tells him: “There’s already a report here with your name, only the first name is different. Same last name,…

Just a whole lot of babbling nonsense…

I think my new supervisor is starting to get frustrated with my coworkers. I’m holing up at my desk here with my head down low and Toto’s Africa blasting through my speakers, when I hear the supe making the classic mistake of asking a coworker who goes by the nickname of The Mouth a question….

We interrupt the following news program to bring you… the news

I think people who live and breathe the news and politics 24/7 either have nerves of steels, or they got some problems. There’s only so much I can take of the news before my eyes start to bleed over and I start seeing visions of angry looking leprechauns stealing my iPod and then setting my…

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