Monthly Archives: September 2009

Your work performance has been upgraded to substandard. Enjoy your vacation.

Well not quite yet, but I am kicking off October with a 5 day reprieve, to which the current forecast is predicting rain, rain, and more rain for 4 of those 5 days. Sigh. Interesting day though, filled with Yankee Candles and pizza, two of my very favorite things in the world. :-D The pizza…

Today I will act in a manner unbecoming of a government employee and actually do some work

Workload - Full In Box

I have some extended time off coming up in October, so this week I really need to take the opportunity to like, do work and stuff. I actually take some pride in staying on top of the mass of crap that only an inept, broken system of a bureaucracy could spew forth my way, but…

Help me create a fake eHarmony profile!

Previously I signed up for eHarmony’s 3 month special where you pay “only” $19.95 a month for three months. I’ve been so fed up with this service and the quality of matches they sent me that I figured I could cancel early before the second month started and get refunded for the months I didn’t…

Express Scripts + Identity Theft = EPIC FAIL

siren

So I get a letter in the mail last Monday, real bland looking envelope, looks like it might have come from my credit card company. I open it up and it reads: As we publicly reported last fall, Express Scripts, the company that administers (or previously administered) your prescription-drug benefit, received a letter in October…

A weekend in the life of the awesomeness that is me

So how’d you spend your weekend Linc? I’m glad you asked me that! Let’s start with Day 1: My state FINALLY allows us to get our defensive driving certificate online rather than put up with the agony of attending a 6 hour course with a bunch of other dweeb nozzles looking to reduce their insurance…

So I took a prison bus to the Medicaid office today…

Yep, it was one of “those” days. I came into work, and I see a note at my desk telling me I need to report for duty outside. Eh? So I go outside and I see my old CO, who tells me, “Linc, thanks for volunteering to help us out today.” “Hmm, that’s funny, because…

Why I hate career oriented women and hope they rot in hell

Only a few days left before I dropkick my eHarmony subscription in the face, and already I’m ready to take a vow of celibacy and join Al Bundy’s activist group NO MA’AM. I get matched to a few lawyers, mental health professionals and other women working in full time careers that keep them ridiculously busy,…

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