Archive for May, 2009
I have discovered that food is an excell…
Lincoln Adams | May 28, 2009 @ 6:17 pmI have discovered that food is an excellent appetite suppressant.
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Quote of the day: Women are like parking…
Lincoln Adams | May 28, 2009 @ 11:03 amQuote of the day: Women are like parking spaces. All the good ones are taken and all the rest are handicapped. ;-D
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I would like to ask the world if it coul…
Lincoln Adams | May 28, 2009 @ 10:20 amI would like to ask the world if it could possibly hold off a nuclear holocaust until AFTER I get laid? I don’t want to die a virgin here.
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I want Jessie’s girl too.
Lincoln Adams | May 27, 2009 @ 11:47 pmAhhhhh, moonroof is open, nice cool bree…
Lincoln Adams | May 26, 2009 @ 3:56 pmAhhhhh, moonroof is open, nice cool breeze out, and I’m cruising to the tune of Michael Bolton’s Love is a Wonderful Thing. Life is good.
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Ugh, I hate it when I’m admiring a woman…
Lincoln Adams | May 26, 2009 @ 11:19 amUgh, I hate it when I’m admiring a woman’s backside, and then when they turn around all I can do is cry out, “AHHHHHH MAN FACE, MAN FACE!!!”
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My new favorite quote of the year: “Any …
Lincoln Adams | May 25, 2009 @ 8:28 pmMy new favorite quote of the year: “Any problem on Earth can be solved with the careful application of high explosives.” – Valkyrie (film)
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