Monthly Archives: November 2008

Dear Lying Scumbag Bastards at eHarmony

Crazy Mannish Beast

So you’re offering free communication with matches this weekend? Really? Then why is it when I want to “Fast Track” it and email a match directly so I can bypass the 5 million questionnaires you normally force us to send each other, that I’m instead redirected to a payment page where you literally scream in…

What’s worth fighting for?

One of the things that really kill any incentive to pull myself together and get my life back on track is that there seems to be nothing worth fighting for. I have no desire to fight for myself, because I’m kinda of a weenie and don’t like myself very much, so there’s no motivation there….

Depression: The Enemy Within

I only have one thing going for me right now: a steady plan to get myself completely out of debt by July 4th, 2009. After that I’ll have a lot of wiggle room to move around and start searching for another job so I can move out of New York once and for all. That…

Looking for my Funkytown

So now that we’ve elected a mini-me version of the Antichrist, I think it’s high time I finally start working to move to a town that’s right for me. A town that’ll keep me movin’ and keep me groovin’ with some energy. Even though I talk about it, talk about it, talk about it, talk…

Coming to the end of all things

Death, Surrounds us, Draws us, Time stands still, Yet moves so quickly, Alone, Unwanted, Unloved, Darkness seeps in, I am cold, Am I alive, or am I a ghost?

“Will I ever meet the girl of my dreams?”

Somebody actually paid $50 to get the answer to this question on Google Answers. Seriously. Man, and I thought I was desperate. I would have only paid like 25 bucks, tops. :-D

Best ad you’ll ever see for a MacBook: The Matrix, if it were run by Windows

And now you see why I need a MacBook.

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