Monthly Archives: November 2008

Invest Two Dollars, Get Back One!

I’ve been spending the weekend exploring ways to bring more traffic to my site, which took me into the brave new world of domains. There’s an industry out there built on the notion that if you purchase enough old domains that once amassed a ton of backlinks and redirect these domains back to your website,…

I am thankful for nothing! NOTHING!

And here I am once again arriving at another Thanksgiving, alone, empty, and even worse off than last year. What do I have to be thankful for? I’m still in a dead end job, I still haven’t found my dream girl, and now thanks to the Obamaton assbots who voted Antichrist-Lite into office, I can…

I’m air banding it today

I looked out this morning and the sun was gone, turned on some music to start my day, I lost myself in a familiar song, I closed my eyes and I slipped awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay… It’s a miracle I haven’t been commited yet.

Walking Like A Man

Madness Demotivator

I hate women. I hate them because in order to attract one, I have to prove that I don’t need one, (or at least act like I don’t need one.) Only women could come up with these kind of circular fudge nuts rules that they lay down like a psychological mine field, which in the…

When I asked the Lord for a sign, this is what He sent me…

Mixed Signals

The Angst of Grocery Shopping

Why must my favorite supermarket stock different items at different locations even though the distance between these locations is only a few short miles? Case in point: I want a store brand diet cream soda. Store A has it, but Store B doesn’t. I also want Chips Ahoy Chunky Chocolate Chip Cookies, which Store B…

Putting the FUN back in Funeral

“Mary Ann’s mother died.” Mary Ann had once been my commanding officer when I was reserve cop in what seemed like another lifetime ago. “I’ll send a card and some flowers,” I said. “No, you’re going to attend the funeral with me.” “I’m not coming to no funeral.” “Why not? It’s the right thing to…

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