After the first plane hit the tower I was caught with my pants down. Literally. I had been sleeping and woke up late, lazily waddling over to the computer with my pants around my ankles to check my email. I had gotten a few news items in my inbox about a plane hitting the World…
Monthly Archives: September 2008
How Evil Women Killed My Wittle Tree (Almost)
Last Christmas I received a lovely miniature Christmas tree to hang my decorations on, and I decided then and there that my wittle tree would also be known as the Tree of Hope: …I thought to myself, “I will continue to take care of this tree until I meet the girl of my dreams, and…
Tweaking Under The Hood
Got bored last weekend, so I’ve been making some tweaks here and there to improve the speed and performance of my site. The biggest change was dropping the ad server that’s been serving my ads, and hard coding it into my blog instead. No matter what, I could never get it to execute fast enough,…
A Faux Pas at Blockbusters
So I drop by Blockbuster tonight to grab up some DVDs for the weekend, and I’m seeing this cute-as-a-button brunette prancing about the store. Hmmmmmm… She was finally at the checkout, so I quickly grabbed a DVD and casually got in line behind her. I looked over her shoulder. “Oooh, Street Kings. Good movie, you’ll…
A message from the GOP Convention to the Obama Campaign
My name is Lincoln Adams, and I approve this message.
Another coworker gets hitched and why it’s making me batsh*& insane
Another coworker of mine is getting married, this time it’s a woman with cerebral palsy. Very nice person too, and when she talked about her fiance, she indicated that he had a similar disability as well. She showed us all her lovely new ring. “Wow, that’s probably about as close as I’ll ever get to…
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