Monthly Archives: August 2008

Why A-List Bloggers Should Bite Me Hard

One thing I can’t stand about the effort to drive more traffic to a site is the almost mandatory need to play suck ass to some high traffic megablog in the hopes that maybe, someday, somehow, they might acknowledge your puny existence for one microsecond and throw a fraction of their gazillion readers and visitors…

The Search For Mo’ Money Continues!

Humorous Kontera Ad

Having done just about all I could do to optimize my blog for banner advertising, I’m now setting my sights on contextual ad links. There are a few networks out there for this type of advertising, but Kontera is one of the larger ones that’s been around a few years, so I signed up for…

I hate women, and yet all my friends are… women?

It’s no secret that one of my favorite pastimes is to bash women and their womenly ways on a regular basis, being that I’m an acidic women hating hairy baboon and all. And yet oddly enough, it only occurred to me recently that most of the people I chat with and consider myself friends with…

Armed With Wit

I walked into firearms division with a broad grin on my face. “What, Linc.” I grinned for a few more seconds and then said, “I would like to apply for a gun permit.” I was met with a chorus of groans. They know me so well. :-D “Oh come now, as a citizen of this…

I Can’t See Her Anymore

Ugh, I can’t sleep. See, it used to be whenever I had trouble falling asleep I would think about how I’d meet my dream girl, exploring all the possibilities on how we’d end up together and fall in love. Just holding on to those dreams would put my mind at enough ease that I could…

Wanna know how bored I was at work?

Office football

I was doing this for an hour: Notice the 3 calls I put on hold so I could keep playing.

Allah Arrested by Infidel Police – Cocaine Markets Hardest Hit

Hmmmm…. Members of the East Central Narcotics Task Force arrested a West Hartford man was arrested after a short chase in South Windsor Thursday evening. According to police, Almighty Supremebeing Allah refused to stop for a marked cruiser and was detained about a mile down the road after the initial stop. Witnesses reportedly heard the…

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