So I’m on this dating site right, and I find this girl I have a high percentage match with. I notice she’s online and she just “faved” my profile (meaning she saved it as a favorite). Since you can chat real-time with anyone on the site, I sent her a chat request thanking her for…
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Written by Lincoln Adams on
July 7, 2008 |
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My Job
I was running my rounds at the local courts here, when I stopped by one office to pick up the usual crap and happened to look up at the bulletin board. Tacked on was a notice that said: In the event you receive a bomb threat by telephone, please bang on the desks to draw…
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Written by Lincoln Adams on
July 6, 2008 |
Filed Under:
Comedy
Recently got this email out of the blue: Hello, my dear friend! Maybe, you could fly to me tomorrow and bring me to your home, to get married me and to call me your sweet wife. It is my bright pink dream. I know that it can’t be not tomorrow and not even the next…
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“We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of hot babes.” Happy Independence Day! :-D It seems fitting that my credit card balance would be cleared in time for today’s…
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In the due course of history, a man is truly empowered with the capacity for life and liberty when he is beholden to neither men nor entities. These truths are self evident in their own right, that without freedom from debts and liabilities men are deprived in the most profound of ways from pursuing that…
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One of those “Are you &^%$ing kidding me??” stories for the day: “A heated debate raged in the Swedish blogosphere on Monday after an eight-year-old boy’s failure to invite two classmates to his birthday party resulted in a complaint filed with parliament. The policy at the boy’s school in the southern town of Lund was…
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Lord, Please Destroy 99 Percent of Your Church
Filed Under: Christianity
Many thanks in advance! Oh, make sure you exclude me, of course. There are certain things in life that I simply cannot abide by, such as broccoli, rap music, humidity, and last but not least, obnoxiously rude Christians. I was on the wrong end of this when I emailed no less than five girls on…
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