I can’t get no, satisfaction, I can’t get no, girl with action, Cause I try… and I try… and I try… and I try… I CAN’T GET NO!! *************************** While I was surfing online and bopping to a Rolling Stones tune, an icon popped up on my screen notifying me that Girl-Who-Blew-Me-Off had just signed…
Monthly Archives: July 2008
A Dear John Letter to King Kong’s Sister
You know, it never fails that as soon as I join a dating site, I start getting deluged with “winks” and “nudges” from women (at least I think they’re women) who look like they could be the very reason why we have a worldwide food shortage. Usually I respond in a polite manner, but now…
Slamming the door on decorum
With nothing better to do, I decided to hit the local mall to grab up some Auntie Em’s pretzels. Just as I was about to walk inside, I noticed this very pretty girl walking maybe a few feet behind me, so I held the door open for her. I could see right away that she…
Love’s a Joke
It’s over, I’ve lost. After 23 years of rejection, heartaches, unrequited love, enduring the rude, cold treatment of every women I’ve ever been interested in or in love with, I’m tossing in the towel. My latest failure took away whatever remaining hope I had. Even though we seemed to have so many specific, rare things…
A Joker, or Just A Joke?
While I was ferociously at work here at my desk (surfing a few dating sites), I happened to look up and saw the Commissioner walking by with the Chief of Police. OH SH__ I quickly closed my browser window and started shuffling papers to look busy. The Chief of Police saw me, his eyes wide,…
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Why Church People Should Die
Filed Under: Christianity
Every now and then I’m reminded that I don’t have the suckiest life in existence, and there are worst things in this world than being a virginal weenie tot who can’t get a girl to pay attention to him for more than .25 seconds. The latest reminder came when a friend of mine told me…
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