Monthly Archives: May 2008

Wanna know why I hate my job?

Here’s how a typical day might go: *Phone Rings* “Special Division, Lincoln Adams speaking.” “Yeah I need to have a few documents faxed over?” “Sure, what’s the subject’s last name, first name?” I get up, pull the requested files out of the drawer, and then fax them over. *Phone Rings* “Special Division, Lincoln Adams speaking.”…

Will you be my Sugar Daddy?

I got into a conversation with a clerk at work, which eventually broached the topic of dating and went something as follows: “So Linc, I told my daughter about you!” “Ok…” “I thought she’d think you might be too old for her, but when I told her you were just north of 30, she said,…

Idle Hands…

My internet surfing habits seem to be getting stuck in an endless loop lately. First I check the news, then I check my blogging stats, then my ad revenue stats, then do it all over again, until before I know it several hours have passed and all I really did today was… nothing. Like, eww?…

King of Pain – A Destiny Embraced

Dance in Rain

It’s no secret that “King of Pain” is one of my all-time favorite songs. I consider it a signature description of my sometimes dark personality, but rather than hoping for an end to my own “reign of pain,” I’m actually at peace with it. Depression to me is not really a disease but rather a…

Why I Think God is a Big Meanie – Sometimes

One of the reasons it’s been so difficult for me to find dates is because I don’t have a very active social life (which is to say, I have no social life whatsoever to speak of.) I used to have a close knit group of friends that carried me through high school and beyond college…

Servers Upgraded, and I’m Still Alive!

Remember those upgrades I said my host would be doing waaaaay back in March? They finally got around to doing it today. My server is now running PHP5 and MySQL5, and so far the only hiccup was a useless module I was using for Commission Junction that caused a fatal error and prevented my blog…

Wanna know how I show my generosity?

By being an absent-minded schmuck monkey, that’s how. You know how you can opt for “cash back” when you use your debit card at the supermarket? I needed some cash so I could use the vending machines at work the other day, so I punched in for $10, took my receipt and groceries, then walked…

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