Monthly Archives: May 2008

Am I late, or just really, really early?

“You’re late Linc.” “Sorry boss, I forgot that we moved the clocks ahead an hour already.” “That was done in March.” “See? Just goes to show how behind I am on the times.” He sighed and walked away, mumbling “*&%# little smart@$$ piece of —-.” Or something like that I think.

Indiana Jones Supports Terrorism

Indy

He’s wearing a keffiyeh! I love Michelle Malkin but I just couldn’t resist. :-D

Maybe?

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Can’t Us Downtown Men Get Any Respect?

I love this site. :-D Longtime readers might remember my brief experience with Uptown Girl, who I had met through a dating site and was just getting to know when she blew me off unexpectedly, this after sending her flowers for her birthday too, but of course. I never understood why, but I should have…

Why are Christians Such *&%#ing Idiots?

There’s been another “revival” going down in Florida (it’s always Florida) where people have been experiencing healings and miracles and walking away with gold teeth even. (Really, gold teeth now? Why not drop some gold bonds into our laps instead? Seems that would be far more constructive than having to get one of my chompers…

Time is on my side, yes it is!

I had one of those nights where I would wake up early, look at the clock… and then go right back to sleep again. Actually it’s like that every night, only I did it three times in a row today. When I finally did get up, it was a race against time as I blazed…

LifeLock Gets Picked

Tee hee… …Lifelock customers in Maryland, New Jersey and West Virginia are suing Davis, claiming his service didn’t work as promised and he knew it wouldn’t, because the service had failed even him. Attorney David Paris said he found records of other people applying for or receiving driver’s licenses at least 20 times using Davis’…

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