I recently found a site called Twitter Local, which offers a way to generate an RSS feed that filters out tweets around a certain area. Who knows, I might be able to find a nice girl I could get together with for snugglies and lubs this way. 
I narrowed the search parameter to within five miles, and the first Twitterer I found went by the name of Kristin, who describes herself as a “semi-geek lesbian transsexual in early stages of transition.” These were her latest tweets:
god nigt mfers
bad goddeie
fg**k you all. fk*k me.
beotch
and i dot care what u thingk about
yeah i know i am f**ked up andtalkxng shic bit ig have coood reason andi i dont core
f**k b ush, bugfk society, f**k men
I need to get out of this town.
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You’re just being picky.
Just lower your standards 1/2 a notch and you’ll be fine.
Yeah that must be it, too high standards and being picky.
Must I start considering dates whose gender I can’t even be 100% sure of now?
Well, as long as she’s a “hot babe,” what does it matter?
BABE being the operative word here.
Oh come on, she sounds like a keeper to me!
Alright, let me think it about it agaiNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Where is the LMAO emoticon when you need it?
Twitter bores me unless i actually know the people. That app is nifty though.
It does have its uses though, and if your follower list grows large enough it provides a nice steady stream of traffic too. Unless they’re all male lesbian whores, then they can just keep their traffic, thank you very much.
I’m checking out TwitterLocal right now. I’ve found one guy that’s within 2 miles and he seems cool.
I wonder if I can find people I KNOW on here and STALK them 
Mwa ha hah!