Ever since I’ve began to get some feeling back in my hands once I started tying up icepacks to them, a thought occurred to me. Women are to blame for all of my health issues. Wait, I’m going somewhere with this. See for guys, when it comes to taking care of ourselves and improving our…
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But, yep, I’m still staying alive. :-D Even though my online moneymaking efforts have been a colossal failure, even though I’ll never find the girl of my dreams, even though I’m now typing this very post with my nose because my hands are still as numb as the feelings of a guy whose wife left…
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Well that’s assuming these whacko symptoms I’ve been experiencing lately is the result of having brain tumors. It would however explain my insanity too. :-D But let’s recap: It started off with my arm hurting like a son-of-a-female-dog (which I blame women for, and still do). Then my hands started feeling like they’ve been slathered…
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Written by Lincoln Adams on
April 19, 2008 |
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Blogging
The question for the ages. :-D Actually I’ve been working behind the scenes trying to boost my traffic levels (with less than stellar success I might add), and also working to get another ad network going to fill my ad spaces. I’m actually amazed by the income ratio I’m seeing so far. If it continues…
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I went down to Best Buy the other day and grabbed the two latest Nancy Drew mystery games off the shelves (marked down too!), then made my way to the cashier. The guy must have noticed how happy I was because he remarked dryly, “You must really like these games.” “Um, they’re for my sister….
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Written by Lincoln Adams on
April 13, 2008 |
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Comedy
You know the commercial. Always when I’m eating too, this stupid ad for Valtrex comes on where some ugly schmo confesses to the world that he has genital herpes, flanked by a gorgeous girl who looks on with lovey dovey eyes and then turns to the camera to inform us that she doesn’t. “And together,…
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To the visitor who found my blog using the search term: “my girlfriend stays out till 4am” Newsflash: Your girlfriend dumped you. You just don’t know it yet, and apparently your mind must be so hazy that you’ve had to resort to doing a Google search just to figure out why a girl might want…
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