Monthly Archives: February 2008

Anti-Valentine Quotes

Here’s a collection of Anti-Valentine related quotes I’ve found around the web. I think I like the last one the best. :-D   If it weren’t for you I’d be a different person, maybe even happy. If your phone doesn’t ring, it’s me. I’m so miserable without you, it’s almost as if you’re here. You…

Was Your Daughter Kidnapped? Get A Tax Break!

I’ve seen some pretty messed up instructions on my tax forms, but this one took the cake: If your child is presumed by law enforcement to have been kidnapped by someone who is not a family member, you may be able to take the child into account in determining your eligibility for child tax credit….

My Advice To A 12 Year Old In Love

To the poor little boy who found my blog using the search phrase, “i’m 12 and i like this girl who is dating another guy how do i win her heart” Congratulations, you are now about to embark on what will undoubtedly be the start of a lifelong journey of unrequited love and gut wrenching…

John McCain, This Song’s For You

And I, get sick when I’m around, I, can’t stand to be around! I, hate everything about you! Everything about you, Everything about you, Everything about you! Some say I got a bad attitude, But that don’t change the way I feel about you, And if you think this thought might bring me down, Look…

123 – A Meme as Simple as Do Re Mi

I’ve been tagged YET AGAIN for another meme, but since the tagger is a real hottie, all is forgiven. The rules for this one’s actually a little more interesting than usual: Pick up the nearest book of 123 pages or more. Find Page 123. Find the first 5 sentences. Post the next 3 sentences. Tag…

My Arm Hurts – I Blame Women

I tend to use a lot of pillows to elevate my head so I can sleep, but I may have been using one pillow too many since I twisted my neck the other night, which must have caused a pinched nerve because now the whole left side of my body is giving off a dull,…

Rooting For The Underdog

Giants

Update: How about them GIANTS, eh Patriots fans? **************************************** Even though it already seems to be something of an American tradition, I’ve always been one to root for the underdog, which is partly why I’ll be rooting for the New York Giants to win the Super Bowl this Sunday, so they can finally wipe the…

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