Comments on: My Arm Hurts - I Blame Women http://www.habitationofjustice.com/2008/02/05/romance-relationships/my-arm-hurts-i-blame-women/ One man takes on the world in an epic battle for truth and justice. Sat, 19 Jul 2008 17:55:51 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.11 by: Lincoln Adams http://www.habitationofjustice.com/2008/02/05/romance-relationships/my-arm-hurts-i-blame-women/#comment-6718 Tue, 12 Feb 2008 01:38:10 +0000 http://www.habitationofjustice.com/2008/02/05/romance-relationships/my-arm-hurts-i-blame-women/#comment-6718 I already have a solution for hot summer nights, as I'll simply move to a much cooler climate (like Alaska, or Canada maybe?) :D Women staying away from me because they like me... hmmm... I'll have to ponder over that one... :wideeyed: :think: I already have a solution for hot summer nights, as I’ll simply move to a much cooler climate (like Alaska, or Canada maybe?) :D

Women staying away from me because they like me… hmmm… I’ll have to ponder over that one… :wideeyed: :think:

]]> by: Liza S. http://www.habitationofjustice.com/2008/02/05/romance-relationships/my-arm-hurts-i-blame-women/#comment-6711 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 22:21:17 +0000 http://www.habitationofjustice.com/2008/02/05/romance-relationships/my-arm-hurts-i-blame-women/#comment-6711 I'm afraid if you were with a woman, you wouldn't be better off. Ever wake up in the middle of the night not being able to feel your arm? Once you get a girlfriend, you will. Be prepared for numb arms squished by her head as you cuddle and too-hot summer nights when she insists on pressing against you. It's not all rainbows and butterflies, not at all! Perhaps women just like you so much that they're doing you the favor of staying away from you. We're PROTECTING you. I’m afraid if you were with a woman, you wouldn’t be better off. Ever wake up in the middle of the night not being able to feel your arm? Once you get a girlfriend, you will. Be prepared for numb arms squished by her head as you cuddle and too-hot summer nights when she insists on pressing against you. It’s not all rainbows and butterflies, not at all! Perhaps women just like you so much that they’re doing you the favor of staying away from you. We’re PROTECTING you.

]]> by: Lincoln Adams http://www.habitationofjustice.com/2008/02/05/romance-relationships/my-arm-hurts-i-blame-women/#comment-6648 Sun, 10 Feb 2008 06:21:41 +0000 http://www.habitationofjustice.com/2008/02/05/romance-relationships/my-arm-hurts-i-blame-women/#comment-6648 I'm lucky, I do the same thing but I don't have to go to work until the afternoon. The benefits of working a late shift. :shades: Of course it also means I miss all my shows, can't go for a night out on the town until I'm off on the weekends either. :nocheer: Good thing about my workplace is that everyone is so psychotic nuts that even when I'm in a bad mood (which is usually every day) I always come across as the cheery sunny guy to others. <center>:bird:</center> I’m lucky, I do the same thing but I don’t have to go to work until the afternoon. The benefits of working a late shift. :shades:

Of course it also means I miss all my shows, can’t go for a night out on the town until I’m off on the weekends either. :nocheer:

Good thing about my workplace is that everyone is so psychotic nuts that even when I’m in a bad mood (which is usually every day) I always come across as the cheery sunny guy to others.

:bird:

]]> by: Tish http://www.habitationofjustice.com/2008/02/05/romance-relationships/my-arm-hurts-i-blame-women/#comment-6645 Sun, 10 Feb 2008 05:06:13 +0000 http://www.habitationofjustice.com/2008/02/05/romance-relationships/my-arm-hurts-i-blame-women/#comment-6645 I blame men. I blame them for my not getting any sleep. I spend my nights online blogging, finally crawling into my cold, way too big of a bed at 2 or 3 AM. Then I get back up at 6:30 AM and go to work a grouchy woman. Yep, I blame men. If I had a nice one, I'd get sleep. And I'd be happy. And my coworkers would be even happier. I blame men.

I blame them for my not getting any sleep. I spend my nights online blogging, finally crawling into my cold, way too big of a bed at 2 or 3 AM. Then I get back up at 6:30 AM and go to work a grouchy woman.

Yep, I blame men. If I had a nice one, I’d get sleep. And I’d be happy. And my coworkers would be even happier.

]]> by: Lincoln Adams http://www.habitationofjustice.com/2008/02/05/romance-relationships/my-arm-hurts-i-blame-women/#comment-6508 Wed, 06 Feb 2008 21:37:39 +0000 http://www.habitationofjustice.com/2008/02/05/romance-relationships/my-arm-hurts-i-blame-women/#comment-6508 I have to admit, it would be tough to give up my pillow girlfriend in exchange for a real woman. :D I have to admit, it would be tough to give up my pillow girlfriend in exchange for a real woman. :D

]]> by: Erica http://www.habitationofjustice.com/2008/02/05/romance-relationships/my-arm-hurts-i-blame-women/#comment-6507 Wed, 06 Feb 2008 20:55:15 +0000 http://www.habitationofjustice.com/2008/02/05/romance-relationships/my-arm-hurts-i-blame-women/#comment-6507 WHATEVER. If you're anything like MY man, you'll just cuddle with a body pillow instead of your woman! ;) WHATEVER. If you’re anything like MY man, you’ll just cuddle with a body pillow instead of your woman! ;)

]]> by: Lincoln Adams http://www.habitationofjustice.com/2008/02/05/romance-relationships/my-arm-hurts-i-blame-women/#comment-6499 Wed, 06 Feb 2008 18:25:20 +0000 http://www.habitationofjustice.com/2008/02/05/romance-relationships/my-arm-hurts-i-blame-women/#comment-6499 I'll have to look into those memory pillows, but good thing is my arm feels much better now. :banana: <blockquote>i’m curious… why aren’t you dating anyway? to think i used to think guys have it easier…</blockquote> Well dear, that's a long, sad and tragic story that I'll have to share another day. :crying: I’ll have to look into those memory pillows, but good thing is my arm feels much better now. :banana:

i’m curious… why aren’t you dating anyway? to think i used to think guys have it easier…

Well dear, that’s a long, sad and tragic story that I’ll have to share another day. :crying:

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