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POSTED: December 19, 2007 at 11:21 am / Popularity: 4%

You Got Your Personality Meme

I recently got tagged by the T at Spilt Milk for a Birthday Personality Meme. :tongue:

Well it’s easy enough to do: simply pick your birthday month and then bold the character traits that accurately describe you. Here’s mine:

Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave and caring. Brave and fearless. Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others. Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride in oneself. Thirsty…..

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POSTED: December 17, 2007 at 11:46 pm / Popularity: 8%

A Milestone Reached: Selling My First Ad

I sold my very first ad! Yaaaayyyy!!!!!! :banana:

Check it out on the left: the ad is for a non-profit, non-partisan (supposedly) group created to bring more attention to the issue of global poverty during the 2008 presidential campaign, and what the candidates might do to address it. I don’t much care for the picture of John Edwards defiling my blog here, but it’s for a good cause.…..

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POSTED: December 17, 2007 at 8:00 am / Popularity: 9%

Is My Dream Girl Real?

A few years ago, I had a really vivid dream where I briefly met… the one. :wideeyed: I was sitting in a Subway restaurant when all of a sudden she just appeared, sitting across from me and holding my hand. I couldn’t see her face too clearly, but she was thin, had long blonde hair, and a beautiful smile. I knew I was dreaming too, which…..

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POSTED: December 16, 2007 at 4:12 pm / Popularity: 13%

When Church Girls Become Call Girls

The other day I got into a discussion with a friend of mine about who the new object of my affection should be, now that Jessica Alba has broken my heart. :crying: Of course he suggested that I knock it off, go to church and find myself a nice, morally upright Christian girl to be with.

Interestingly enough, that same night I had a dream: I was…..

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POSTED: December 15, 2007 at 2:58 pm / Popularity: 8%

A Bear of a Controversy

Last October I entered a link building contest for Pink Internet Marketing, where the winning prize was a cute, fluffy bear. Amazingly enough I won the contest, and after Danielle emailed me to let me know I won, I sent her my address, though I left my name out for the sake of privacy.

After that, I never heard from her again. After receiving…..

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POSTED: December 12, 2007 at 8:29 pm / Popularity: 8%

The Most Horrible News Ever

A dark figure approached me today, his deep voice uttering words I never wanted to hear:

“Linc, Jessica Alba is back with her boyfriend, and pregnant.”

“No. That’s not true. It’s impossible!”

“Search your feelings. You know it to be true.”

“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!”

:hang:

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POSTED: December 10, 2007 at 8:00 am / Popularity: 7%

A Mugshot Worth A Thousand Words

“Hey Linc, take a look at this.”

Mick showed me a mugshot of a twentysomething year old girl from a recent arrest report.

“How cow, she’s gorgeous!! Geeeees, look at that face, so gentle and sweet…”

I sighed. “That’s somebody I know could keep me warm and loved at night.” I handed the photo back to him. “DWI?”

“She tried to kill her boyfriend by poisoning his drink, then trashed…..

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