Written by Lincoln Adams on
December 17, 2007 |
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Blogging
I sold my very first ad! Yaaaayyyy!!!!!! Check it out on the left: the ad is for a non-profit, non-partisan (supposedly) group created to bring more attention to the issue of global poverty during the 2008 presidential campaign, and what the candidates might do to address it. I don’t much care for the picture of…
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A few years ago, I had a really vivid dream where I briefly met… the one. I was sitting in a Subway restaurant when all of a sudden she just appeared, sitting across from me and holding my hand. I couldn’t see her face too clearly, but she was thin, had long blonde hair, and…
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Written by Lincoln Adams on
December 15, 2007 |
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Exposes
Last October I entered a link building contest for Pink Internet Marketing, where the winning prize was a cute, fluffy bear. Amazingly enough I won the contest, and after Danielle emailed me to let me know I won, I sent her my address, though I left my name out for the sake of privacy. After…
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Written by Lincoln Adams on
December 12, 2007 |
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Comedy
A dark figure approached me today, his deep voice uttering words I never wanted to hear: “Linc, Jessica Alba is back with her boyfriend, and pregnant.” “No. That’s not true. It’s impossible!” “Search your feelings. You know it to be true.” “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!”
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Written by Lincoln Adams on
December 10, 2007 |
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Comedy
“Hey Linc, take a look at this.” Mick showed me a mugshot of a twentysomething year old girl from a recent arrest report. “How cow, she’s gorgeous!! Wow, look at that face, so gentle and sweet…” I sighed, and handed the photo back to him. “That’s somebody I know would keep me warm and loved…
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Written by Lincoln Adams on
December 8, 2007 |
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My Job
I walked into the Chief’s office and sat down. The chief took his seat behind his desk and leaned back a little in a more relaxed position. “So, tell me what the problem is…” …three hours later I got a frantic call from my lieutenant asking me to call him back as soon as possible….
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When Church Girls Become Call Girls
Filed Under: Christianity
The other day I got into a discussion with a friend of mine about who the new object of my affection should be, now that Jessica Alba has broken my heart. Of course he suggested that I knock it off, go to church and find myself a nice, morally upright Christian girl to be with….
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