A dark figure approached me today, his deep voice uttering words I never wanted to hear:
“Linc, Jessica Alba is back with her boyfriend, and pregnant.”
“No. That’s not true. It’s impossible!”
“Search your feelings. You know it to be true.”
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!”

6 Responses to “The Most Horrible News Ever”
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Yep! She’s pregnant with her non-latino baby
You read Perez and “get” that right????
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You mean the baby isn’t latino either?
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It seems like all of the male bloggers have been devastated with this news
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Oh the pain… it hurts… it hurts so much…
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Now this was a true let-down for me as well. I’m glad somebody else shares my sorrow and misery
Ah, banish my hopes of ever finding the perfect mate.
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Real men must shake off the dust, wipe away the tears, and move on.
If only I were a real man.
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