The comely Rachel from Just Something to Think About tagged me up with a Giving Thanks Meme, and while Thanksgiving has already come and gone, I guess I can reiterate some of the things I’ve been thankful for. Here’s my top five:
1. Being alive, which is solid proof that God still doesn’t hate me enough to lob a meteorite in my general direction. And of course my loving parents, who only occasionally regret not giving me up for adoption.
2. Being so good looking. 
3. Pizza!!!!!!!!!!!
4. Fall Foliage.
5. That Jessica Alba is still single. 
I’d pass this on to 5 other blogging friends but I’m just too lazy today. Besides I only counted 3 or 4 altogether that I could consider my friends. Gees, that’s actually kinda sad.















You really are one very amusing boy! Might have to tag you more often just for the comedy routine. Thanks for playing nicely with others, baby Jesus will put in a good word for you with santa I’m sure!
Heeey, I ain’t no boy! I am a MAN. The manliest hunka hunka burning love y’all ever find.
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ew.
I used to be an Elvis Impersonator back in college. Don’t knock it till you tried it.
liar
I have videos and pictures to prove it. Not that I’ll EVER post them though.
I must have proof…email them to me!
I seem to have misplaced them at the moment.
I stand corrected. I’m sure you made a great Elvis…. pre or post drug binges?
Pre… I hope.