Source: Tominthebox News Network

This image, originally meant as a subtle dig at Ergun Caner, instead beautifully illustrates the fallacy of “Reformed” theology, at least to me. The “Not Available to Certain Individuals” quote especially was priceless.

By the way, I don’t…..

Today marks the one year anniversary of the Habitation of Justice. I should say something profound, so here it is:

The chocolate moose is not in season.

If you can figure that out, let me know. On a more serious note, as far as blogs go, this has been a pretty quiet year for me. There were times when I literally would get only…..

So I’m idling by the traffic light, A/C cranked to the max, Phil Collins blasting through the speakers, and I’m watching this guy in front of me driving a brand spanking new Mustang GT, with a very obvious manual transmission, this I knew because it was rolling back towards me while the idiot was chatting with his shotgun riding bimbo.

I hit the horn hard, but the Mustang didn’t…..

“We’re getting new computers!” Mick rubbed his hands together, barely able to contain his boyish glee.

“It’s about fricking time,” I said. We had been due for a major revamp of our network for the longest time now. In fact we were still using terminals that were older than me for our work here. The new network though promised to bring us brand spankin’ new computers,…..

I hate that kid. I hate his nerdy glasses, I hate his friends, I hate his friend’s friends, and I hate his stupid broom too.

But worst of all, I hate people who are willing to camp out for days at their local bookstores just so they can get the latest and greatest copy of the book starring, whose else, but that wand wielding little twerp.

I…..

“Linkie?”

“Yeah, Karen?” Karen was a co-worker of mine who worked in our firearms division. I’ve had a thing for her ever since she started working here…that is, until she passed me up and married another co-worker last January. Of course.

“Do you know what band sang the song with the line ‘broken wings’ in it?” She then proceeded to hum the song, her…..

I’m beginning to think the people I work with here are complete morons.

To protest the insanity and corruption of this place, I decided to wear my badge upside down. It was just the sort of thing that would earn me a quick reprimand, but I didn’t care. I wanted to make a statement.

Only thing is, nobody noticed. I’m serious. This…..