Out of boredom and curiosity, I decided to do some random web surfing (via StumbleUpon) by using the keywords “girl of my dreams.” As a result the very first site I was taken to was the Global Incident Map for terrorism and other suspicious events. 
Somehow, I don’t think StumbleUpon will prove to be an effective tool in helping me find my future snuggle cakes.















Dude. That should be a hint.
That women are terrorists?
OMGOSH!!! Picking myself up off the floor now, laughing too hard.
Thanks dear, I was beginning to think too many people were missing the humor.