Overheard at work today:

“Ohh, Linkie! Remember when you were telling me there were two prices for a car, the manufacturer’s price, and what was the other one, I couldn’t remember?”

“Uhh, the invoice?”

“Yeah yeah, that’s it! I need to get a new car and I just fell in love with this Nissan Murano I saw at the dealership. It’s fully loaded for $38,000, but I wasn’t sure if that’s how much I had to pay, or if I could get it for less.”

“Wow, that’s some serious coinage.”

“Oh yeah, but I got enough in my bank now to buy it!!”

“Must be nice to have an ex-husband,” I muttered.

“What?”

“Nothing, ” I quickly said.